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[GrassrootsConservative]

Now that is disgusting. Germs are everywhere you know. Remind me to stay away from American chicks will you? Amanda Seyfried just got much less attractive in my mind. Do the wealthy have normal toilets?

edit- ever washed your hands and then looked at them with those blue light things? I have. I wash my hands very very well. Imagine putting a blue light on an Americans butt.... Splashback is a public safety concern that you need to address. And Im not kidding.

Oh well no, I don't poop anywhere except in my own house.

That WOULD be disgusting.

/Edit: Also I am compulsive about washing my hands. I wash my hands literally 20-30 times a day, and you can double that if I'm working.

[Captain Obvious]

And why do I see your toilets so full of water? What on earth is going on there?


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See it is not just me that has noticed this. Call a $#@!ing plumber!!! Quick! What the $#@!?

Hey - at least our toilets swirl in the right direction.

[Green Arrow]

Now that is disgusting. Germs are everywhere you know. Remind me to stay away from American chicks will you? Amanda Seyfried just got much less attractive in my mind. Do the wealthy have normal toilets?

edit- ever washed your hands and then looked at them with those blue light things? I have. I wash my hands very very well. Imagine putting a blue light on an Americans butt.... Splashback is a public safety concern that you need to address. And Im not kidding.

There's this little thing called "bathing." It solves your problem.

[Dr. Who]

Oh bother. Water freezes at 32F. Gas is short for gasoline. I'm bilingual in Fahrenheit and Celsius, so I don't care which is used. Zero C = 32 F. They meet at around -40. It's hot in Celsius when it gets over 30, it's hot in Fahrenheit when it exceeds 80. Fahrenheit sounds hotter than Celsius, because 100 degrees sounds worse than 38. It's whatever you are used to. A meter stick is slightly longer than a yardstick. A quart is slightly less than a liter. A gallon is around 3 3/4 liters.

Fahrenheit is strange. Water freezes at 0 degrees celsius. [what is with this yankee spellcheck? its $#@!ing insane!!! AHHHHH! )

Isnt Celsius more sensible? And celsius needs a capital? $#@!ing fine.

Why not use celsius? It is better.

What fahrenhiet ( seriously, how do you get rid of your spellcheck? It is $#@!ing with me. God I $#@!ing hate spell check. Own your $#@!ing errors god $#@! you !!!) does water freeze at? I know books burn at 451 dont they? What is freezing? fahrenheit is strange.

Also, our speed limit is 100 kms per hour. Isnt that simple? Why is America against the metric system? What the $#@! is an inch? the only thing I still measure in inches is my $#@!. And Im not even sure why I do that. And I dont really, An inch is 2.5 cms. Do you have millimeters? Why are all of your tools wrong? What the $#@! is a wrench? Its a shifter god $#@! all. A wrench? And gas is not a liquid. Its $#@!ing gas. Petrol, fuel...NOT GAS!

Why are you people so difficult and backward? things need to be universal. And put your steering wheels on the right side of the car and stop driving on the wrong side of the road. $#@! thats strange.

Also, what in the $#@! is 'American English'? How can we have two versions of spelling? Learn to spell!!! (;

So water freezes at what? Not zero? Well thats confusing isnt it?



i have no idea what a wrench is. So what is a 'monkey wrench'? IIs this some kind of insult to people that are mechanics? like how you call people 'grease monkeys'?

[Dr. Who]

Who are you trying to kid:

And your doctors are still keeping record on paper? What? its 2014 for $#@! sake. You check visitors that come in to US but do not check that they leave? Well why waste all that cash on ( whats that airport security scam where they give you all cavity searches and xray the $#@! out of you and waste your time? I would rather be blown up thanks very much ) TSA?

And its not just uour doctors that keep paper records is it? $#@!ing backward I tell ya!

edit- paper money? You still have paper money? Are you $#@!ing kidding? It is 2014. You cant have paper money. Australia hasnt had paper money for like 20 years or something. We lead the technology in safe currency. And your cash is still paper? Why didnt you fix it when you made the 'new' cash recently? Its still the $#@!ing same. Why waste the money on that at all?

[Adelaide]

I'm not sure why the US uses Fahrenheit - Celsius does make more sense. Freezing at 0, boiling at 50 for water. Fahrenheit is like 32 for freezing and 122 for boiling (for water).

Anyways, we had a major storm yesterday. Made my job infinitely more difficult. Plus construction that's being done is ruining my route to work and adding $5 onto my cab fare.

I went to a bachelorette party on Saturday. Was crazy - pretty sure I should be dead. We had an SVU limo and bottle service and the drinking lasted 11 hours.

[Captain Obvious]

I'm not sure why the US uses Fahrenheit - Celsius does make more sense. Freezing at 0, boiling at 50 for water. Fahrenheit is like 32 for freezing and 122 for boiling (for water).

Anyways, we had a major storm yesterday. Made my job infinitely more difficult. Plus construction that's being done is ruining my route to work and adding $5 onto my cab fare.

I went to a bachelorette party on Saturday. Was crazy - pretty sure I should be dead. We had an SVU limo and bottle service and the drinking lasted 11 hours.

Because we're loyal to the Queen!

[Captain Obvious]

It went down to zero overnight.

Supposed to be 88 on Sunday.

This has, HAS to generate some hospital volumes.

[Peter1469]

It was warm enough yesterday for me to open my screened sliding door. Today it is back in the 20s.

[Dr. Who]

Water boils at 212F.

Otherwise, hope you had a great time at the party. The never ending winter is becoming oppressive.

I'm not sure why the US uses Fahrenheit - Celsius does make more sense. Freezing at 0, boiling at 50 for water. Fahrenheit is like 32 for freezing and 122 for boiling (for water).

Anyways, we had a major storm yesterday. Made my job infinitely more difficult. Plus construction that's being done is ruining my route to work and adding $5 onto my cab fare.

I went to a bachelorette party on Saturday. Was crazy - pretty sure I should be dead. We had an SVU limo and bottle service and the drinking lasted 11 hours.