Libhater (04-17-2014)
Except for the fact that guns are specifically designed to project deadly force into your intended target.
I own guns...but lets not pretend that guns are spoons or cars or pencils.
Memes are for children and those who can't properly express themselves, btw...
midcan5 (04-17-2014)
Guns are the crack of the partisan hacks. Courage is an imaginary passion for them and thus the gun huggers cling to the source of their only strength, an empty bravado. They are like a child with its blankee who cries when separated. Drugs, even when they are hard metal talismans of courage are not something the frightened can part with. They have come to represent freedom for the unfree, teetered as they are to the gun lobby and the NRA, and a misrepresentation of the 2nd. They need their fix and their fix is an object of imaginary security, an object that gives meaning to a senselessness that only programmed Americans can believe is real. Consider the gun hugger and draft dodger Ted Nugent as a perfect symbol.
"In 1991, Warren E. Burger, the conservative chief justice of the Supreme Court, was interviewed on the MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour about the meaning of the Second Amendment's "right to keep and bear arms." Burger answered that the Second Amendment "has been the subject of one of the greatest pieces of fraud--I repeat the word 'fraud'--on the American public by special interest groups that I have ever seen in my lifetime." In a speech in 1992, Burger declared that "the Second Amendment doesn't guarantee the right to have firearms at all. "In his view, the purpose of the Second Amendment was "to ensure that the 'state armies'--'the militia'--would be maintained for the defense of the state."
Pick up lines for you gun huggers:
Haven't I seen you at the firing range?
Damn, you look even better out of your hunting orange!
What's your sign? NRA all the way.
Damn, you are one shapely woman, is that a Glock 9 or 45?
What's your favorite powder good looking?
Maybe we can get together at my place and load some ammo.
I'll let you hold mine if you let me hold yours.
Honey once you see my guns you'll love the owner.
Come up and watch me clean my metal courage.
Last line fits.
Wanna make America great, buy American owned, made in the USA, we do. AF Veteran, INFJ-A, I am not PC.
"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." Voltaire