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    Lies, damn lies....

    I want to compile a list of lies. Not the obvious ones mind you, the subtle ones.

    I'll give you some examples:

    Pink slime
    Seasoned beef
    The dimple at the bottom of the mayo jar that lowers the amount of mayo in it

    These are product examples and I had a couple more earlier when I was driving around but my brain is mush right now for some reason.

    Post them up and I'll be the judge of what goes on the list. My dick, my soap thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    My dick, my soap thing.


    What exactly does that mean?

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    You never heard that?

    Must be an east-coast thing. "My soap, my dick and I can wash it as fast as I want"
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    Your sloth isn't yawning anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    You never heard that?

    Must be an east-coast thing. "My soap, my dick and I can wash it as fast as I want"
    Gym class must have been very different where you grew up.

    Nah, never heard it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    Your sloth isn't yawning anymore.
    Hrmm. Not sure why that is. Is your GWB still flipping you off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conley View Post
    Hrmm. Not sure why that is. Is your GWB still flipping you off?
    Yeah, and that guy is sneering also in your earlier thread.

    Both of your posts, no yawn.

    Did you $#@!ing antifreeze the poor fella?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    Yeah, and that guy is sneering also in your earlier thread.

    Both of your posts, no yawn.

    Did you $#@!ing antifreeze the poor fella?
    Weird. Maybe he finally found something interesting on here to wake him up...it coincided with your arrival? Nah, unlikely.

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    So how are pink slime and seasoned beef lies?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conley View Post
    So how are pink slime and seasoned beef lies?
    Subtle lies. You're being led to believe you're getting quality food when you're getting $#@!.

    All lies.
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