Mental Illness Test

[Mr. Mensch]

Here's a song you can listen to while you are getting tested.

[killianr1]

Whenever I go into the mental ward, one of the first things they ask is "Do you hear voices?"

My immediate response is 'Yes I am hearing yours right now."

Womp. This is true by the way.

[Cigar]

You need a life with that sig.

(: And you are on here a lot but not as much as me. Dont be so hard on yourself.

Careful, I'm not as nice and charming as Capt. Obvious

[Captain Obvious]

Careful, I'm not as nice and charming as Capt. Obvious

Yeah, your one of those internet tough guys.

[Cigar]

Whenever I go into the mental ward, one of the first things they ask is "Do you hear voices?"

My immediate response is 'Yes I am hearing yours right now."

Womp. This is true by the way.

But what if they ask you that sharp poke hurts , will you say "thank you Sir, may I have more"?

[Germanicus]

Is this from the DSM? Im pretty sure thats only for Americans.

I thought I was neurotic but the DSM said that there is no neurotic. I would disagree. Im pretty sure most people are kind of neurotic.

i have known people that wanted to go to a mental institution because they ... I dont know why and they couldnt get in. there is no funding foir mental institutions.

How could you make money out of a mental institution? make the mental people work? could you do that? (: thats exciting right? Lets rub our hands together and give an evil laugh. (: You weird $#@!s. So how can we get enough mental institutions? Is that better public spending than welfare? (: I just dont see a private mental institution industry booming in the near future. but what will the libertarians say? Shouldnt we just throw mental people in jail like we always have? Do they really need to commit a crime?

Im not suicidal btw. cigar. Im sorry if that disappoints you. I think your sig may be a little on the irresponsible side of things though really. In bad taste at the very least. I was interested in absurdism and I agree with them on suicide. I dont believe in it. So you guys will have to lock me up or kill me if you cannot ask me to stop posting. (:

[Alyosha]

@Germanicus

I don't want you to stop posting. Whose to say you're not sane and they're not all crazy?

[Germanicus]

Rest assured I won't be sending you a friends request anytime soon.

Don't take that personally.

I bet. You are an anonymous coward.

And my facebook page has a disclaimer explaining that nobody should pay any attention to anything that I post and that I only made the account because my little sister made one in my name and started speaking to people that I know pretending to be me.

And I just asked you to stop harassing me. So why would I want to be fb friends with you? I dont like you. You are harassing me. And sexually.

[Alyosha]

I bet. You are an anonymous coward.

And my facebook page has a disclaimer explaining that nobody should pay any attention to anything that I post and that I only made the account because my little sister made one in my name and started speaking to people that I know pretending to be me.

And I just asked you to stop harassing me. So why would I want to be fb friends with you? I dont like you. You are harassing me. And sexually.

@Germanicus

I know it's none of my business, but I'm really bored right now. Can you describe how he's harassing you sexually? That's got me curious.

[Germanicus]

@Germanicus

I don't want you to stop posting. Whose to say you're not sane and they're not all crazy?

Im not sure you are helping. ((: Thanks though.

And whatever. Call the cops. If I have annoyed you guys so bad that you want me to kill myself or to be afraid of you getting me locked up for being crazy then whatever.

And Aloysha. I feel like you are attacking me. no offense, I dont want to be rude. But culd you stop mentioning me. I am sorry I have upset you. Im sorry you want me to kill myself. (: In my opinion you are overreacting but that is just my opinion. thanks for saying hey and stuff. I think you are very interesting. (: