"Once you realize that everything that exists, comes from nothing that is something, then it's easy to wear stripes with plaid."-Einstein
"Once you realize that everything that exists, comes from nothing that is something, then it's easy to wear stripes with plaid."-Einstein
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."-Ben Franklin
One for annata...
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
a man without a woman is..... pretty damn horny
The eastern world, it is exploding, violence flaring bullets loading. you are old enough to kill , but not for voting, this whole crazy world is just to frustrating, and you tell me over and over and over again my friend, you don't believe we are on the EVE of DESTRUCTION.
Never approach a bull from the front, A horse from behind, or a fool from any direction.
Republicans love the poor, that's why they want to make so many more of them.
Corporate Media: the rich telling the middle class to blame the poor.
I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.
How about these....
REMEMBER WHEN REPUBLICANS USED TO CARE ABOUT ALL AMERICANS? NEITHER DO I.
The founding fathers were liberals and radicals, not conservatives.
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Who puts bumper stickers on their cars?
... easy, Peter.
Every time I see some douche with like a bazillion bumper stickers on their car, I immediately think "crackpot". No doubt I'll be behind him at the checkout line my next trip to Walmart.
my junk is ugly