That one is fake but this one is not. This is why girls should learn to shoot.
That one is fake but this one is not. This is why girls should learn to shoot.
And if we should die tonight
Then we should all die together
Raise a glass of wine for the last time
Calling out father, prepare as we will
Watch the flames burn auburn on the mountain side
Desolation comes upon the sky..
Green Arrow (08-10-2014)
The Sage of Main Street (08-11-2014)
LOL if you check the stats those with guns galore are the ones usually killing or being killed. Of course sense is lost when bogeymen are everywhere. Check under the bed and those closets they could be hiding there children.
Dad, guess what I just met me the nicest girl and she just loves guns.
Good son, where does she work?
Dad, you should see her handle a 30 06, it is something to watch.
Can she cook?
And tear down and rebuild her M16 in 10 minutes.
Does she want children?
And I've never seen anyone reload like her!
Is she our faith?
Dad quit asking dumb questions, this is the gal for me.
Damn! I raised a fool.
Pick up lines for gun huggers:
Haven't I seen you at the firing range?
Damn, you look even better out of your hunting orange!
What's your sign? NRA all the way.
Damn, you are one shapely woman, is that a Glock 9 or 45?
What's your favorite powder good looking?
Maybe we can get together at my place and load some ammo.
I'll let you hold mine if you let me hold yours.
Honey once you see my guns you'll love the owner.
Come up and watch me clean my metal courage.
Last line fits.
come to bed honey
i'll only be a little while
but you've been cleaning those guns all evening
they keep us safe dear
but it's cold up here come to bed
be up in a bit
- ladder appears at window
- wife looks up surprised
- masked man puts his finger to lips
my husband is downstairs and armed
is he coming up soon
nah cleaning his guns
you look lonely
i am
- they talk
from downstairs
honey what's all that noise up there
nothing dear you clean your guns
- quiet
dear i'm coming to bed now
- muffled reply
- sotto voce
oh she sleeping so content
- thinks to himself isn't it nice being secure
hugs his gun, kisses it
- scene fades
Wanna make America great, buy American owned, made in the USA, we do. AF Veteran, INFJ-A, I am not PC.
"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." Voltaire
Except that you can make the same argument for kitchen knives, cars, etc. More people who own cars are killed by cars. More people who own dogs are killed by dogs, etc.
Less than 1% (.083% to be exact) of the population will be killed by gun violence.
And if we should die tonight
Then we should all die together
Raise a glass of wine for the last time
Calling out father, prepare as we will
Watch the flames burn auburn on the mountain side
Desolation comes upon the sky..