I don't want to come off as a soccer knocker. If that's what you like, don't let me piss on your birthday cake.
I can watch school and community soccer, mostly because I have an interest in it having kids.
Can't watch it on TV for more than 5 minutes. Boooooooooooring.
My theory as to why soccer is so popular in other countries is because life is so $#@!ing boring there. If that's all you have (aside from watching the goats $#@!ing in the pasture), then I can see why it might be popular.
Western culture has football. FOOTBALL. Hockey, MMA, titty movies, fantastic video games. There is way too much on the entertainment menu here to get interested in a slow, low scoring game.
Now if a soccer riot was pretty much commonplace with each game, I might tune in more often.
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