Sergeant Major Goes On Rampage After Office Equipment Refuses To Obey

[Peter1469]

It is the Marine Corps for you.

Nobody ignores the sergeant major....

Marines were seen fleeing the command deck as the sergeant major took a fire axe to every electronic device in the office.

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“Sonofa$#@!, I said print,” screamed Sgt. Maj. William Baker. “When I hit ‘print’ that means you $#@!ing print $#@! I wanted printed!” Sheets of paper and keyboard keys filled the air as the sergeant major’s onslaught intensified.


“No, I don’t want to ‘save’ $#@!. I want to ‘print’ $#@!. That’s why I hit $#@!ing ‘print!’ Damned useless, communist, hippie technology! It’s a conspiracy! This $#@! must have been invented by a Democrat. No wonder we’re losing the $#@!ing war!”


Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/02/sg...#ixzz3QAJE9MIm

[nathanbforrest45]

Too many oorahs I would think.

Can you say Court Martial?

[Beevee]

You don't really believe this. Or do you?

[Peter1469]

You don't really believe this. Or do you?

Absolutely.

[Beevee]

Absolutely.

Obviously then, he wanted just one win in his military career.

[Cthulhu]

You don't really believe this. Or do you?

It doesn't surprise me in the least.

And as far as I'm concerned, there is always a good reason to kill a printer.

Sent from my evil cell phone.

[Cthulhu]

Too many oorahs I would think.

Can you say Court Martial?

Eh...I don't think it would be a court martial. It could be, but I'm thinking some legendary office hours though.

Sent from my evil cell phone.

[Captain Obvious]

[PolWatch]

using a fire axe on a printer sounds like a completely normal action to me....