US to Ban Foreign Fish Caught by Killing Whales and Dolphins

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The most self-righteous New Age solution would be to give each sea species a seat at the United Nations. As it is now, it's a petting zoo for decadent multiculties, so nobody will notice this warm and fuzzy expansion of its membership.

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[Chloe]

The most self-righteous New Age solution would be to give each sea species a seat at the United Nations. As it is now, it's a petting zoo for decadent multiculties, so nobody will notice this warm and fuzzy expansion of its membership.

Yeah ok whatever. Go sell your crazy somewhere else.

[Peter1469]

Hey, hey I have successfully taught cthulhu how to put the toilet seat down and put his dirty socks in the hamper!

Sorry, I mean things that require longer term lessons. Like teaching the other to drive a manual transmission. Or calculus.

[donttread]

This was already to some degree in voluntary practice, no?

We've got this backwards. I'm watching Nat Geo Wild right now and they just said that plankton release so much oxygen that we could not survive without them. Clearly it's time to join the Japanese and start killing more plankton eating whales.