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    This one is really fun

    A convict escapes from a prison where he'sbeen locked up for 15 years.
    He breaks into a house tolook for money and guns.

    Inside, he finds ayoung couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the
    bedand ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the
    bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets upand
    goes in to the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:"Listen,
    this guy is an escaped convict. Look athis clothes! He's probably
    spent a lot of time in jailand hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
    he kissedyour neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain …………
    do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much henauseates
    you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. Ifhe gets angry, he'll kill
    us both. Be strong honey, Ilove you!"

    His wife responds: "Hewasn't kissing my neck ………………………… he was
    whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cuteand
    asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was inthe bathroom. Be
    strong honey………………… Ilove you too!"

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    I sent that to my friend in NY, she got a good laugh.

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    I thought briefly about editing it to make the presentation professional. But what the hey.

    Actually, that joke is pretty old. I believe the first time I saw it, Bill Clinton was still in office.

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