A convict escapes from a prison where he'sbeen locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house tolook for money and guns.
Inside, he finds ayoung couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the
bedand ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the
bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets upand
goes in to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:"Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look athis clothes! He's probably
spent a lot of time in jailand hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
he kissedyour neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain
do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much henauseates
you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. Ifhe gets angry, he'll kill
us both. Be strong honey, Ilove you!"
His wife responds: "Hewasn't kissing my neck
he was
whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cuteand
asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was inthe bathroom. Be
strong honey
Ilove you too!"