"Climate Denial Food Chain" sounds nasty. I prefer Green Arrow's Food Chain.
At the base level, you start with a Snack: Vanilla Coke or a hot cup of green tea with some original Wheat Thins.
After Snacks, you move on to Pre-Lunch: Fresh apple slices and cream cheese.
After Pre-Lunch, you have Lunch: Barbecue chicken and baked potatoes.
After Lunch, you have a Nap.
After a Nap, you have Pre-Dinner: A cup of black tea and a bowl of Cheetos.
After Pre-Dinner, you have Dinner: Either a can of Dr. Pepper and a pizza or a bottle of water and a salad from Zaxby's. Probably Dr. Pepper and pizza.
After Dinner, you have Midnight Snack: Two shots of whiskey and a bowl of French Toast Crunch.
After Midnight Snack, you have Bed.