Texas ~ When the Floods came

[Mini Me]

FEMA, lol! The poster child for federal incompetency and bureaucracy.

But all the trains run on time to the death camps! German efficiency!

And the coffins seat three! The local fusion center welcomes you!

[Mini Me]

I'm sure the 2+ million illegal immigrants in Texas will appreciate the generosity.

Two million? hell, San Antonio probably has that many alone!

[Mini Me]

If liberals want to end all Federal disaster assistance programs to the states - and foreign countries - I don't mind if we start with Texas.

Gee, its the thought that matters, isn't it? What a guy!

[Mini Me]

Just talked to my uncle in Sugarland ... apparently a coffin got washed out of its grave and was floating down the street ... lots to say about that.

Its only news if there was a vampire in it!

[Peter1469]

[Mac-7]

Watching TV.

Eleven people are in a house next to the river.

A young mother calls her sister to say that the house is floating down the river.

She tells the sister to tell her parents goodby and she loves them.

minutes later the house hits a bridge and breaks up.

Only one person survives.

[exotix]

Interesting stat just in ... the Texas rain is only 1/4 of what California needs.

[Cigar]

Watching TV.

Eleven people are in a house next to the river.

A young mother calls her sister to say that the house is floating down the river.

She tells the sister to tell her parents goodby and she loves them.

minutes later the house hits a bridge and breaks up.

Only one person survives.

Look at the bright side, they weren't shot in 2 seconds at a Playground.

[zelmo1234]

Interesting stat just in ... the Texas rain is only 1/4 of what California needs.

Only because the got rid of all of the reservoirs, live in a desert and then let all of your fresh water run into the sea? Not a good plan

[exotix]

Just In

Residents along Texas rivers urged to leave amid flood threat


http://www.foxnews.com/weather/2015/...-flood-threat/

23 now confirmed dead.