Don't open this thread if you don't want to $#@! your pants!

[Captain Obvious]

I warned you...

Arkansas teen pulls 4-inch centipede out of ear after waking up in agony

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2277581

An Arkansas teen suffering from severe earache was left stunned when he pulled out a 4-inch centipede.

Grant Botti woke up at his Saline County home on Tuesday morning with an excruciating pain in one of his ears, reports KATV.

The 14-year-old then felt something wriggling around.

He grabbed hold of the mystery intruder's tail and slowly drew it out — and was shocked to come face-to-face with the ugly arthropod.

[Cigar]

Ouch

[Chris]

Probably got further than his ear.

[Ravens Fan]

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[Brett Nortje]

Luckily we don't have these in sub saharan africa.

[nic34]

Luckily we don't have these in sub saharan africa.

No, you guys have these lovely $#@!ers:

[PolWatch]

I think these are in your area too (they crawl into areas a lot more delicate than ears) candiru fish

[Green Arrow]

[exotix]

Ah'ma need an open-thread refund.

[Common Sense]

I didn't $#@! my pants!








I did throw up in my mouth and pee a little though.