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    What is the absolute worst movie you've ever seen?

    Mine is Ice Pirates. Ron Perlman (who appears in it) said it best in his book: "It was a piece of s**t and I don't want to talk about it." Physically painful to watch.

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    unwatchable and the soundtrack played at 12

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    This little gem I found on netflix. It makes sharknado look like high culture.

    People who think a movie about plastic dolls is trying to turn their kids gay or trans are now officially known as

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    Jaws, 4

    Just keeps telling you how bad it is all the way through

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    Cant remember the name it was B rated Horror movie with Paris Hilton in it. I was visiting my daughter and she put it on, I got dressed and went to the VFW
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    Hard to say - there are so many really sucky movies - saw most of these on DVD, and wish I hadn't wasted so many hours of my life.

    Titanic (I read somewhere they got every historic detail they could wrong - including the ship's purser running around with a gun.)
    The Sound of Music - Eew - I was hoping they would all get shot.
    All the Star Wars series - totally unbelievable tosh!
    Braveheart - 14th century Scots running around with blue painted faces (didn't happen since the Celts of Roman times) - strong contender for the worst, together with -
    The Patriot - described by Time as one of the most historically misleading films ever, and as "pure, blatant American Hollywood propaganda. A complete whitewashing of history.”

    I guess that's enough to be getting on with - should be something there to offend everyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    Hard to say - there are so many really sucky movies - saw most of these on DVD, and wish I hadn't wasted so many hours of my life.

    Titanic (I read somewhere they got every historic detail they could wrong - including the ship's purser running around with a gun.)
    The Sound of Music - Eew - I was hoping they would all get shot.
    All the Star Wars series - totally unbelievable tosh!
    Braveheart - 14th century Scots running around with blue painted faces (didn't happen since the Celts of Roman times) - strong contender for the worst, together with -
    The Patriot - described by Time as one of the most historically misleading films ever, and as "pure, blatant American Hollywood propaganda. A complete whitewashing of history.”

    I guess that's enough to be getting on with - should be something there to offend everyone.
    Well, of course everyone is entitled to their opinion and "worst" is certainly a subjective things, but...really? All of the movies you name had at least decent production values, a plot, stuff like that - they weren't just so blatantly, embarrassingly Bad with a capital "B" that they premiered on tape or dvd and came off looking like a high school video arts production that earned a D-minus.

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    I was waiting for my truck to be serviced and I went to see a horror flick at the mall. It was so bad I got up after a half hour and went to watch the paint dry at the service place.
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