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    Man Sues BMW for Giving Him Twenty Month Erection

    A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)" that's lasted 20 months and counting.

    While there have been concerns about narrow "banana" bike seats causing loss of feeling in that area -- for men and women -- this is the first report we've seen of way too much.

    The product liability lawsuit against BMW and well-known aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific (reported first by Courthouse News Service in California) was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday by Henry Wolf and his lawyer, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito.

    http://content.usatoday.com/communit...f#.T57U28RYvv0

    I mean, yeah they are awesome motorcycles but come on! Countdown to people mocking California in 3... 2... 1...

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    Ha! Thanks to Viagra, I now know a four hour erection requires medical attention. I just thought I was having a really a good time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conley View Post
    Ha! Thanks to Viagra, I now know a four hour erection requires medical attention. I just thought I was having a really a good time.

    4 hours? Hell last person I am calling is some medical people. Just give me Elliot Spitzers little black book.
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    20 months? I don't believe it. They should cut his pecker off for wasting our tax dollars on this crap.
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    Anyone ever do a cycling class? I have, it's no joke.

    I have a buddy that trains for and competes in Iron Man competitions - a few years ago, after riding his road bike for some ungodly number of miles (well over a hundred miles) he couldn't get it up for a month, this guy suing BMW should thank his lucky stars he doesn't have a twenty month limp dick.

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    I used to date a girl and we'd do spin classes together. Biking of any kind does hurt the nether regions after a while. I have a gel seat which helps somewhat on my mountain bike, but I don't ride much any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conley View Post
    I used to date a girl and we'd do spin classes together. Biking of any kind does hurt the nether regions after a while. I have a gel seat which helps somewhat on my mountain bike, but I don't ride much any more.
    The first time I went (spinning class/cycling class - tomāto tomăto) I felt like a $#@! for three days afterward - it took a lot coaxing, trickery, and other likeminded shenanigans from that same said buddy who competes in Iron Man competitions and even my wife (albeit, mockingly) to get me to even think about taking another class. I finally went back and have since got a hybrid bike and a trainer as opposed to going to the classes, I'll ride it for the two days I don't play lunchtime racquetball for cardio for about an hour.

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    Maybe that's where they got this idea from:

    http://www.sybian.com/index.html?set=yes
    my junk is ugly

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    Oh brother, you guys are too funny. Does anyone have the phone number of the guy with the BMW.

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