Originally Posted by GrumpyDog
British Makeover? Good Luck!
You are everywhere, aren't you?
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British Makeover? Good Luck!
You are everywhere, aren't you?
Come sit down beside me I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
And together I sat on the fence
Anon. Very anon.
Senior Member
Americans talk to empty chairs. In a parody of "Waiting for Godot".
Come sit down beside me I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
And together I sat on the fence
Anon. Very anon
Banned
Constant anti American insults indeed .
I think you will find that one persons anti American insults are the rest of the world's healthy observation and advice .
But , if like your compatriots , you bleat and whine the moment you are " brought up short " , I suppose you can find some solace that at least you can claim to be no worse than your victim brothers -- and a few sisters .
Insults at a simple level --- as they are here --- consist of name calling within a maximum three sentence post which is when so many of you run out of words and thoughts , are getting tired and suffer from attention deficit .
My so called insults are rarely of this type because my observations and remarks reflect consensus outside opinion . Thus , calling me stupid would be an insult because I am patently not , whereas the same name to a moron would not be an insult but a statement of fact , albeit a very insensitive one . And by the same token and talking broadly , saying it to an American is invariably self evidently true . It is not a real world insult .It just dents many American's arrogant and nonsensical view of how the real world is and where they fit in --- nowhere outside of their own country .Which is why your mightiness has created a zero Empire . Think of it . The mightiest nation ever in military and ego terms has not managed to successfully colonise anywhere on the planet . Texas and Hawaii being possible exceptions
But the audience here , with the exception of one demented Canadian , is almost exclusively American . Whom should I usefully criticise ?
In other circumstances I would home in on the Russian Federation and some of the ex Soviet satellite countries but we can't expect many Americans to have ventured that far .Let's face it , unless they are involved in a war or dying to join in one , American's interest of world matters for the vast majority is close to zero .
My guess is that the so called Arab Spring led to an enormous increase in the sale of Atlases but a further and sudden upsurge in conflicts in the far east and north east could have devastating effects on the mental health of middle class America . Sarah Palin syndrome etc
The rest of your post is mumbo jumbo , presumably based on two terms of picking up psychology jargon in a primer course .
You must learn to distinguish between those that do seem aggressive for reasons of compensation et al , and those who simply express their strong opinions sharply and often with acerbic wit .
But , nil desperandum . A jolly decent effort .
Last edited by Carygrant; 09-24-2012 at 12:37 AM.
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Verbose, self centered nonsense emitted from a grossly overinflated ego.
Carry on. You're only fooling yourself, be assured.
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Baby talk . You are conforming to type without listening or modifying .
See Darwin .
For today , just cope with the first sentence --- what you perceive as insults are just consensus outside observations and represent good advice . Swallow your pride and look for a life style change .
Last edited by Carygrant; 09-24-2012 at 12:47 AM.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't bring out the Darwin card!!!!
It is too much.
They like their monkeys.
Come sit down beside me I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
And together I sat on the fence
Anon. Very anon
Senior Member
I am not Canadian. Though I accept the appellation that precedes it.
Come sit down beside me I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
And together I sat on the fence
Anon. Very anon
Banned
a "consensus outside opinion"? Who forms this "consensus?
I know the difference...You're a fine example of the former, although I wouldn't call your juvenile impetuosity "aggressive"...again..you have a warped, grandiose opinion of yourself caused by your obvious insecurity....and for the record; bitter, jealous rambling monologues do not equal "acerbic wit".
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Shh. He is just being condescending.
You should learn to know your place.
Which is 37th in health care and 50th in erection length. That is a fortunate correlation that appears to be overwhelmed by Hollywood-induced dumb sex.
13 August 2012MarkLeave a comment
According to the “World Penis Average Size Studies Database,” the average length of an erect American penis is 5.1 inches, which makes the United States rank fiftieth out of seventy-three countries for whom the average length of erect penises has been determined by measurements, as opposed to self reporting. Ecuador ranks first, with an average erect penis length of 6.9 inches.
Last edited by Awryly; 09-24-2012 at 01:46 AM.
Come sit down beside me I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
And together I sat on the fence
Anon. Very anon
Banned
..but you don't really care about size once it's in your mouth, do you?
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