'Low Energy Jeb' mumbles to himself alone in the dark

[Bo-4]

Perfect:

Jeb mumbled under his breath, his expressionless, stubble-covered face and stained T-shirt lit only by the flickering glow of the TV set while he sat on the sofa in his basement rec room, a day-old and half-empty Chinese food takeout container sitting on the side table next to him as he fixedly watched his former competitor in the presidential race speak to a packed arena.

http://www.theonion.com/article/low-...lone-dar-53298

[Oboe]

Does the OP realize the onion is a satire site?

[Peter1469]

Jeb spent $150 million and got 3 delegates at the convention.

[Oboe]

No wonder he's mumbling.