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    Ponderisms for Monday - holy $#@! it's October!

    1. In the movie E.T. there is a scene where the young boy lures the extraterrestrial with some Reese's pieces. Originally Spielberg was going to use M+M's, but he could not get the rights. Reese's pieces were the replacement.

    2. Johnny Cash is the only person to have been sued by the United States government for starting a forest fire. The wheel bearing on Cash’s truck overheated and started the fire in Las Padres National forest in Texas. The fire destroyed 408 acres of woodland and killed 49 of 53 endangered condors. Cash settled out of court for $81,000 – about $650,000 in today’s money.

    3. Scientists have known since the late 17th century that volcanoes affect weather; the dust from eruptions can block out the sun causing a warming of the atmosphere.

    4. American Airlines saved a total of $40,000 by removing one olive from each salad serving in first class in 1987.

    5. Having once been financed by the Italian mob in the 1950’s and 60’s, the tabloid, the National Enquirer still rarely runs articles about the mafia. The paper has never confirmed nor denied reports it was rescued from bankruptcy by notorious mob boss Frank Costello.

    6. Elvis Presley has more copycats than all other performers combined. A recent festival of Elvis impersonators in Memphis drew 1,900 competitors.

    7. When the then reclusive Howard Hughes announced his preference for Baskin Robbins banana ripple ice cream, his aides placed an order fro 200 gallons. Just before it arrived, Hughes announced that he was tired of banana ripple and would only eat chocolate marshmallow. The banana ripple was given away free to casino patrons in the hotel which owned and lived.

    8. The average face value for a ticket to the final, gold medal round in hockey in 1980 at Lake Placid, New York between the United States and Czechoslovakia was $67.20. Scalpers charged an average of $200 per seat. The average face value price for a ticket to the final, 2002 Olympic gold medal round in hockey between the United States and Canada in Salt Lake City, Utah was $210.00 per seat. Scalpers were charging an average of $1,800 each.

    9. In 1966, grade nine high school student Daniel Braden of Ogden Utah “solved” a complex mathematical formula used as an entrance test for the “gifted” program at Brigham Young University. Braden was a “C” average student, struggling in math and had never been exposed to that level mathematics theory before. He was never able to duplicate the feat with other formulas, failed out of high school two years later and died in Viet Nam in 1972.

    10. Some sharks have demonstrated playfulness and curiosity such as frolicking in bull kelp and, in South African waters a group of Great Whites was seen to work in concert to move a beached whale in deeper waters so they could feed.


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    [QUOTE=Fearandloathing;146112]
    10. Some sharks have demonstrated playfulness and curiosity such as frolicking in bull kelp and, in South African waters a group of Great Whites was seen to work in concert to move a beached whale in deeper waters so they could feed.[/QUOTE

    Do you have to boast about Extremist Reps in even a light hearted Topic ?

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    Number 10 sounds a great deal like how the liberal press is dealing with Mitt Romney at this point in time:

    10. Some sharks have demonstrated playfulness and curiosity such as frolicking in bull kelp and, in South African waters a group of Great Whites was seen to work in concert to move a beached whale in deeper waters so they could feed.
    I sort of wonder now what the situation would be like today had battling Newt Gingrich won the nomination process instead. He would still have been torn apart in the post Democratic convention feeding frenzy of course; but he would not have taken the bites and strikes in a passive manner. Heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cedric View Post
    Number 10 sounds a great deal like how the liberal press is dealing with Mitt Romney at this point in time:



    I sort of wonder now what the situation would be like today had battling Newt Gingrich won the nomination process instead. He would still have been torn apart in the post Democratic convention feeding frenzy of course; but he would not have taken the bites and strikes in a passive manner. Heh.

    Too late with the attempted joke .
    It's about timing which you now understand about and the Mutant will on Wednesday evening .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cedric View Post
    Number 10 sounds a great deal like how the liberal press is dealing with Mitt Romney at this point in time:



    I sort of wonder now what the situation would be like today had battling Newt Gingrich won the nomination process instead. He would still have been torn apart in the post Democratic convention feeding frenzy of course; but he would not have taken the bites and strikes in a passive manner. Heh.

    I suspect it would have been someting like entry number ten.


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    My ponderism for the day.....If a frog had wings, he wouldn't hit his azz when he hops!
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    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

    You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?) Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....?)

    A $#@!roach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. (Creepy!) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...!") Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fearandloathing View Post

    9. In 1966, grade nine high school student Daniel Braden of Ogden Utah “solved” a complex mathematical formula used as an entrance test for the “gifted” program at Brigham Young University. Braden was a “C” average student, struggling in math and had never been exposed to that level mathematics theory before. He was never able to duplicate the feat with other formulas, failed out of high school two years later and died in Viet Nam in 1972.
    I love a story with an upbeat payoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinnity View Post
    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    Put's a fun twist on the old "I'm gonna rip your head off and $#@! down your neck." I'm gonna rip your head off and $#@! down your neck? I bet Ted Bundy would have enjoyed that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trinnity View Post
    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    Social entitlement Darwinism?
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