RIP William

The amount of WIN in this article, from both sides, is mind-blowing. I suspect that the guy has a hard-on for Tesco, that he has been screwing with them for some time, and that this is just his latest broadside. And I also suspect that someone at Tesco has given vent to a joyous battle cry and rolled up their sleeves in response. But both sides are so freaking elegant about it that I find it roll-on-the-floor funny. Enjoy.

Man finds dead worm in Tesco cucumber so gives it a funeral

A man who found a flat worm in his Tesco cucumber has honoured its short life with an epic funeral.

And, as a sign of respect, the supermarket giant offered its condolences with a fitting poem tribute – aww!

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/08/man-fi...uneral-6054343