Looks like the most logical solution to me!
Pence’s record as governor of Indiana demonstrated that he hated women “in a more appropriate way” than the current Republican standard bearer. “The only female body part he ever focussed on was the uterus,” the official said.
That impressive record, plus his well-established contempt for gays, makes the man “the only logical choice,” to head the Republican ticket, the official claimed.
“What this party needs right now is healing,” he said. “I can think of no one better to make that happen than a man who’s shown he hates many people equally.”
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borow...women-and-gays