News That makes U Snooze.....

[wingrider]

Thanks Wing.

You can't hear the grasshopper at your feet because you stepped on him. Poor fella.

oops.. so that was the crunch sound I heard.. MY bad

[MMC]

The country superstar takes a short break from touring to hit the beach.
Taylor Swift shows off curves in bikini

Front page news on yahoo.....and one of the first things one see after signing on. This news tidbit is given with a pic of Taylor Swift. Visual perception guarantees that people will look there first over most Breaking News and issues that are important to the country.

http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/our-cou...190627026.html



I mean personally I have no trouble looking at a woman in a bikinni. It's almost second nature and done without even a thought about it. Now as to how long I might stare or look at one depends on what's wearing the bikinni. As for Taylor Swift.....on a scale of 1 to 10. I would give her 3. Not my cup of tea.....see.

So I am not like.....OMG Taylor Swift is wearing a bikinni. I am more incline to go with. Yeah, who gives a shiznit. But this Headline she shows off Bikinni Bod. Well

[wingrider]

personally I have seen better,, My wife for example looks fantastic in a bikini and she is 58 years old..

[Conley]

I don't see the curves that the headline references. Optical illusion?

[MMC]

She really does have some big feet there, isn't that what you call paddle-foot? So where's spinner?

[MMC]

PHOENIX (AP) — Actor Steven Seagal and the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office are being sued over a 2011 arrest that a Phoenix-area man says was staged for a reality TV show.Jesus Llovera says Seagal and deputies unlawfully raided his home because they thought Llovera was raising fighting roosters.
Llovera says the birds on his property were for show and not for fighting.

The Sheriff's Office insists in court documents that the use of a tank, a bomb robot and 40 deputies was part of its normal course of duties.....snip~

http://news.yahoo.com/actor-steven-s...135914531.html

All that for $#@!fighting.....huh?

[Conley]

I heard about this show, never did get the chance to watch it. I don't think I missed much.

[MMC]

Thats one tuff criminal there.....I tell ya! But do I believe he did it for ratings. Hell yeah!

[MMC]

Sarah Jessica Parker's sheer style gaffe


This week, Sarah Jessica Parker kept the unfortunate fashion trend alive in an equally atrocious Louis Vuitton outfit. While we love the former "Sex and the City" star's voluminous coif and diamond baubles, we can't get past her exposed, mismatched bra and pointy white pumps. What do you make of SJP's polarizing look?

http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/what-wer...-09-slideshow/

These biznitches will do anything to keep their azz in the lime light. I mean really SJP. Cmon.....she looks like a freakin Afghan dog. But hey lets show this News that Makes you Snooze, top of the Charts. As SJP and what she is wearing is so damn important to the rest of the Country.

The only other problem I see.....is she gets to vote. Although if one looks closely she can at least kill $#@!aroaches in the corner.

[MMC]

John Goodman DUI manslaughter case begins

Police: Goodman hit, killed college student with car.

Police said Goodman was drunk and rammed his black Bentley convertible into 23-year-old Scott Wilson's car two years ago, causing it to roll into a Wellington canal. Goodman is accused of leaving the scene and waiting nearly an hour to call 911 as Wilson died.

Prosecutors said Goodman walked away from the scene of the crash to the home of a neighbor, who eventually convinced him to call 911.

Goodman was found to have a blood-alcohol level more than twice the legal limit about three hours after the crash, according to investigators.....snip~

http://www.local10.com/news/John-Goo...z/-/index.html














John Goodman <<<<< uh huh.....made ya look!