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    @patrickt You are missing the point, I may be crazy, but I would never use quotes if they weren't said or written by the person. Trump said or tweeted all those words. Check it out, Google is your friend, if you need help ask. I'll have more in the future. If there is no quote it is I having fun with satire even when it is kinda sad. We must laugh, it's the best we all can do right now.
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    Trump world continues unabated....

    Breitbart reports, deep state so deep they can't find Steve Bannon.
    DJT may follow advice of Drudge and reduce staff to Fox and Friends for security matters.
    Trump may have given out confidential info to the Russians but our media will blame media who will blame media.
    Trump thinks Russians should be kept in the loop, Fox now agrees, and they agree again, being Fox.
    Fox news analysts claim defending Trump's leaks keeps their viewers buying gold and silver.
    National Inquirer reports aliens revealed secrets to Russia not our president, they claim confirmation from aliens.
    Did you see the republicans clapping over AHCA, it was just like watching the North Koreans clap for their leader.
    Donald Trump and Paul Ryan selfie duplicated Kim Jong-Un's and Korean missile selfie.
    Trump will correct 'ravages' of Obamacare with no healthcare or ravages.
    You see that great selfie with congress, they have healthcare paid for by Americans, thus the big smiles.
    Civil war would not have been fought if Donald J Trump were born then, per Sean.
    Trump loves history he just doesn't read it or know any history.
    Sean, Trump is not a fake president even though most of his EOs are sorta fake.
    Rumor has it, Trump fired Comey because he was taller and that made Trump feel even more insecure.
    Sarah Huckabee Sanders' nervous jaw twisting signals she's not making it up.
    Huckabee Sanders pinch hits for Sean who is now battling Trump reality, a rare mental condition.
    Trump actually said priming the pump, isn't that clever of our president claims Fox.
    Donald J Trump may have been a draft dodger but give him the presidency, see how strong he is now.
    Right wing media is reporting they are preparing excuses for the next Trump screw up.

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer...sia-leaks.html
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    Trump World Wanders On

    Trump considers having Fox network replace US government they're nicer to him.
    Trump claims special Russian counsel unnecessary, isn't he president now.
    Trump and team propose alternative narrative on everything alternatively.
    Trump alternative narrative involves deep state yet to be located but imagined.
    Trump claims his commencement speech was the greatest of all time.
    Trump blames media for his actions and lack of experience.
    Trump explains recent controversies....
    Trump isn't mentally unstable he just appears that way.
    Trump an elite, claims it is the elites who are to blame in discussion with his closest elites.
    Trump lowering taxes for the elites will help the elites help the elites.
    Trump says my friends at alt-right are so so heroic and brave and white.
    Trump claims he is still thinking of the forgotten people the forgotten people the forgotten....
    Trump lowering taxes will help right wing media create the very best reality, just the best.
    Trump happy Koch brothers now on his side over tax relief for billionaire elites.
    Trump claims he has no peer and may be the greatest president in all of history.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/17/u...ves-media.html
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    Trump Trip All About Real Estate

    Trump, human rights concerns are often a barrier to trade and hotels.
    Trump, after flying to Saudi Arabia says ocean was so big so big so big.
    Trump turns, to Saudis, 'Islam is 'one of the world's great faiths'.
    Trump couldn't say radical Islamic terrorism in a Muslim nation that's for the folks back home.
    Trump didn't bow to Saudis he bowed to oil, the Koch bros agree. Fabulous! Fabulous!
    Trump claims selling weapons to Saudi, a nation with potential potential potential.
    Jared and Donald see hotels in all that sand, golf courses too.
    Trump claims the crowds that greeted him in Israel were the largest since Moses parted the desert.
    Trump at Israel Holocaust museum, "So Amazing - will never forget!"
    Trump forgot Sean was a Catholic or he would have at least got him an autograph or holy card.
    Trump claims I'm more richer than Angela Merkel and prettier too.
    Trump diplomacy at its most refined: “The Germans are bad, very bad”.
    Trump, of course Macron can talk tough to Putin he's not a real estate developer.
    Trump says he was most well received president ever during his trip.
    Trump aides say Trump's trip was so successful, Nobel coming soon.
    Fox news claims Trump already the greatest president of all time and all nations ever.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...ative-reality/
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    06/08/17 Will he or won't he?

    Trump Tweeter in Chief

    Tweeting is my macho man card, beware fake main stream media.
    I am the greatest stump speaker of all time, did you see their faces.
    My subjects will follow me no matter the lie or its consequences on them.
    I had to abandon Paris Accord too many bald eagles are being killed by wind turbines.
    How's my black cabinet guy doing, cities seem more peaceful good good job.
    That red head did me no justice orangey tan looks so much better on me.
    Just blame Hillary or Obama retroactively doesn't matter about what, my people will believe.
    Did you see all those people smiling as I signed another piece of paper that was really meaningless about job creation.
    Donald Trump Jr is following in my footsteps with fake and phony tweets, I'm so proud.
    When anything happens and I tweet its reason I am always correct, tweets Trump about Trump.
    Did they find Obama Kenyon birth certificate yet, my sources say they're close, real close.
    Folks you gotta agree it's official I'm still more honest and my women more beautiful.
    Being Pres is so neat I can make shat up and media talks about it for days on end not like in my old life.
    My subjects know I don't really care about them that's what makes them such good followers.
    When I said make America great I meant make America great for me no one has figured that out.
    Make America great what a line what a line and so many China made hats sold.
    And how about that wall ain't it great, so big, so long, so high....lol.

    "There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true." Soren Kierkegaard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standing Wolf View Post
    When my daughter got to be about three years old, she discovered fiction - she learned that she could tell us something that wasn't true, and occasionally get away with it. In a way, it was almost like discovering a magical way to change reality. People like Trump discovered, at some point, that everything they said didn't have to be the truth, too...only, unlike my kid, they never grew out of it.
    Oh My @Standing Wolf it didnt seem to bother you he called us all conservatards. Im starting to think you are only horrified about what conservatives say and not your own.
    LETS GO BRANDON
    F Joe Biden

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    It has been confirmed that satirizing Donald J Trump and family along with his presidential staff is too easy. The entire presidency is a satire of American comedic dimensions. 'Being There' best exemplifies DJT rise to power, but you'd need to add in 'Wall Street', 'Dr Strangelove' and 'All in the Family' as footnotes.

    "No, I can definitely say the president is not a liar." Sarah Huckabee Sanders

    It was sunny on my inauguration, God knew whose day it was.
    Three million illegals voted for Hillary and I still won the popular vote.
    I was wire tapped, Hillary and Barack are seen in a video setting it up.
    I accomplished so much in my first 100 days left me time for golf.
    How about my great cabinet taking loyalty oaths to me, not to anyone but me.
    I don't even know who James Comey is?
    I do have tapes of my conversation with some one who may have been James Comey.
    I've loved Russia since they bailed me out from bankruptcy.
    As soon as I sue all the women who accused me of improper behavior I'll be even more richer.
    I may even help build that Wall, you know the one, a great great wall started on day one.
    Healthcare is coming soon, it will be so good so good you won't need it.
    The FBI confirmed no collusion I don't even know where Russia is.
    My favorability rating are the highest in American history maybe world history.
    I am the greatest president in only four months and will be greater next month.
    I know exactly what covfefe means.
    I never ever ever lie, never.

    http://www.politifact.com/personalit...yruling/false/
    https://pen.org/wp-content/uploads/2...v3_low-res.pdf
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    Chauncey Gardiner aka DJT Tweets

    Can you imagine me president
    I feel like I've been here all my life
    I only bleach shirts
    Watch jobs grow and grow and grow
    I like to watch myself on TV
    Healthcare is like the sun
    I'm going to watch TV
    I can't write I can't read
    All jobs need is water the right amount of water
    I am the rose among so much poison ivy
    As long as the roots are OK America will be OK
    Hammers are for mending fences not phones
    With proper watering America will blossom
    I like to watch
    Too much sun burns the plants
    At night the plants rest like me
    I wear a hat in the rose garden
    I talk and they listen
    These people are so nice to me

    "Going around under an umbrella interferes with one's looking up at the sky." Jerzy Kosinski

    http://lithub.com/rebecca-solnit-the...-donald-trump/

    "Mere absurdity has never prevented the triumph of bad ideas, if they accord with easily aroused fantasies." Anthony Daniels
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    People Tweet Pres Trump - List One

    Ed note: The seriousness or even legitimacy of these complementary and suggestive tweets cannot be determined but many do contain praise, advice, thoughts, and useful ideas. As the editors built this list, it was determined subsequent lists will be necessary.

    Some republican may be playing you so they can rob the bank and then blame you, watch out for them.
    Thomas, Alito, and now Gorsuch three flunkies, two to go, great great work!
    Just blame the democrats and Obama, your fans will believe they want to believe.
    Sixty percent of Americans think you're dishonest keep up the good work!
    Forty straight days of lying and they actually claimed you weren't a republican!
    You should write a book on how to lie your way to the president of the USA, the art of the lie.
    My mom says you are a shallow man, a family that lives on the surface and has no depth or care of another.
    It's not your fault poor people didn't have rich parent like you, is it?
    Keep em busy with distractions, next tell them you know where the FBI is hiding Roswell alien remains.
    People should stop calling you appallingly ignorant you are president aren't you voters are smart aren't they!
    Your fans are too busy to check if you are lying or making excuses, keep it up.
    Each week make it some special named week like tech week infrastructure week security week keep them guessing.
    Keep MSM busy looking for evidence with made up tweets about Hillary Obama.
    Continue to keep MSM busy while our people take from the poor and reward the rich.
    No worry without healthcare they'll die soon if they have pre-existing health problems, dead people can't vote.
    Can I work with Russia like Jared and you do and make lots of money too?
    Donald 40 straight days of lying darn I'm jealous, Guinness book here you come.
    You're starting to look too old and out of shape next to Melania, the gym calls stay away from politics.
    Love your hair, if Melania dumps you I'm available 690 555 4321 just call.
    Promise them anything they'll believe so long as you blame others for everything.
    Love your use of superlatives while providing your deplorables nothing but fancy signatures.

    "The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it." John Stuart Mill
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    The People Tweet Pres Trump - 2

    Editor's note: It cannot be determined if all these tweets were actually used, there is no copyright on thought in this confusing time. Enjoy and use.

    Stop calling healthcare Obamacare, this is your watch and what you do or don't do or allow others to do is now Trumpcare.
    Donald, will Trumpcare be great like your University and Casinos?
    The tough tweeter was a draft dodger, it's real tough finding a doctor to excuse you from serving your nation.
    Great great idea not recording WH briefings, that way reality can be modified to fit anything at all.
    When Hillary called your fans deplorables she missed the biggest one you.
    How about that Gorsuch dissenting established civil rights for Americans another sad example of humanity.
    You are greatest president in all history even fake history according to fake Time covers.
    Donald you drive American made your fans drive foreign cars, how you gonna make America great.
    Only eighty thousand voters caused thirty two million to lose healthcare how nice, how Christian.
    Loved the fake Time magazine cover you looked so competent and accomplished unlike on TV.
    Gorsuch makes Scalia look normal what a home run another bigot on the top court.
    Love your religious BS you have them thinking you're the messiah who will lead them to the promised land of religious intolerance.
    Killing Obamacare won't kill that many people will it, hopefully they are good people.
    Donald bots are your most loyal twitter followers, congrats someone loves you.
    Americans who voted for you have made a joke of the presidency by electing a joke.
    Americans must realize by now, repeal and replace with something better was just a slogan for the naive.
    Great work holding events for your reelection at your own hotels, double money for you.
    Love seeing VP Pence and Speaker Ryan adulation plastered on their faces when they stand behind their hero DJT.
    Donald since you have a knack for recreating the past why not create the future too?
    Sarah Huckabee Sanders makes such funny faces when she realizes the truth must be avoided at all cost.
    Who knew healthcare was complicated, seems everyone but Trump and the republicans!
    Israel and Russia love you more than the rest of the world how nice is that.
    Less Taxes for the wealthy great great great healthcare plan, the poor don't matter in Trump world.
    Who knew judge Gorsuch would be among the educated deplorables?
    Less taxes for the well to do, the moral thing to do in Trump's Christian America.

    http://www.newyorker.com/news/john-c...troll-in-chief
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