No, before or after
Eewww - no! The shower and bath are for cleaning - we have toilets for the other things. Kids peeing everywhere is why I hate swimming pools - I only swim in the ocean, or in fresh water streams (not muddy rivers). Lots of our friends with kids have swimming pools, but I won't go in.
Your children are not your children.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
We've gone to those indoor water parks and there's always a pool at the hotel we've stayed at during our plethora of travels, I never swam in any of them. She thought I was being introverted but in reality I don't like swimming in other peoples kids piss.
Now a lake with fish piss, I have no problem with.
my junk is ugly
As a native, southern male, I love peeing under a full moon, or at least out doors
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you figure out why.
Fisherman pee on their hands to get relief from the cold manual labor cramps and you can pee on your feet to counter athletes foot. Some drink their pee for therapy. But let the stream go for a second or two to rid yourself of stale pee.
/guru Jimmyz advice.
" I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)
Sometimes at night I'll be out in the back yard with the dogs before bedtime, and - like a guy has to do every so often to mark his territory - I'll discretely pee, under cover of the high block wall and the darkness. My pit mix Gemma will pretend not to be watching, but the second I'm through she comes running over, sniffs, and then pees in the exact same spot. I'm pretty sure that's "pack" behavior - she wants to alert any other dog that might come across my scent that I'm not alone.
"It is a foolish man who believes that he possesses all of the answers until he is absolutely certain that he has heard all of the questions."
Dr. Who (03-17-2017)