Yes
No, before or after
Shu'up faygit
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Mahatma Gandhi
resister (03-17-2017)
Eewww - no! The shower and bath are for cleaning - we have toilets for the other things. Kids peeing everywhere is why I hate swimming pools - I only swim in the ocean, or in fresh water streams (not muddy rivers). Lots of our friends with kids have swimming pools, but I won't go in.
Oh, I wish I were a glow worm,
for a glow worm's never glum,
'cause how can you be grumpy
when the sun shines out your bum!
resister (03-17-2017)
I totally agree with you on swimming pools.
We've gone to those indoor water parks and there's always a pool at the hotel we've stayed at during our plethora of travels, I never swam in any of them. She thought I was being introverted but in reality I don't like swimming in other peoples kids piss.
Now a lake with fish piss, I have no problem with.
my junk is ugly
As a native, southern male, I love peeing under a full moon, or at least out doors
‘There is no God but Resister and Refugee is his messenger’.
Book of Democrat Things, Chapter 1:1
Fisherman pee on their hands to get relief from the cold manual labor cramps and you can pee on your feet to counter athletes foot. Some drink their pee for therapy. But let the stream go for a second or two to rid yourself of stale pee.
/guru Jimmyz advice.
" I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)
Art thou every retard among us related to thine uncle or mistress by way of moral or illegitimate rendezvous? Thus, we are one side of the other's coin by luck or pluck. - Jimmyz
" I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)
Art thou every retard among us related to thine uncle or mistress by way of moral or illegitimate rendezvous? Thus, we are one side of the other's coin by luck or pluck. - Jimmyz
Sometimes at night I'll be out in the back yard with the dogs before bedtime, and - like a guy has to do every so often to mark his territory - I'll discretely pee, under cover of the high block wall and the darkness. My pit mix Gemma will pretend not to be watching, but the second I'm through she comes running over, sniffs, and then pees in the exact same spot. I'm pretty sure that's "pack" behavior - she wants to alert any other dog that might come across my scent that I'm not alone.
“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.” - Robert E. Howard
"Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas and not eat a chicken fried steak." - Larry McMurtry