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    Quote Originally Posted by Doublejack View Post
    Kellyanne Conway - Kill (gross)

    Rachel Maddow - $#@! (hey at least its gonna be tight lol)

    Amy Schumer - Marry ($#@! it shes rich)
    You compromise your principles for monetary gain?

    " I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    You compromise your principles for monetary gain?

    I just killed Kelly and you're more upset about my financial decision?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doublejack View Post
    I just killed Kelly and you're more upset about my financial decision?
    Even hatchet-faced women deserve love.
    " I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)

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    I have a big cook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    Can an orgy in a darkened room be realized? Because I am told gay sex and hetero sex is okay and that I wouldn't be judged? I would still feel odd having a beard rubbed up against my face or a stinky hole being offered up though. Am I a bigot, homophobe or worse? This thread has confounded me so I defer to celibacy in my heavily guarded single-wide trailer somewhere in Appalachia. My livestock looks ever the more inviting as they have no peccadillo in regard to inter-species love.
    Yeah! But with livestock, you are pretty much stuck with position, aren't ya?
    Don't do things in the day that will keep you awake at night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    I had a thread going here a while back on this, it was kind of fun.

    Pick three people, celebrities, whoever is in the news.

    You have to assign one action to each of them, no duplications. Who would you $#@!, who would you kill and who would you marry?

    So I'll throw out two starters, for each gender or preference. Feel free to add your own list if you want.

    So, for the guys (or whoever): Kellyanne Conway, Rachel Maddow, Amy Schumer

    For the gals (or whoever): William Shattner (circa 1978), Milo Yiannopoulos (yeah, he's gay), Matthew McConaughey
    Conway, maddow, and schumer?

    Kill all 3 of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    You compromise your principles for monetary gain?

    Kelly, Kill, Rachel marry (Money) and Amy $#@!.
    Don't do things in the day that will keep you awake at night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doublejack View Post
    Kellyanne Conway - Kill (gross)

    Rachel Maddow - $#@! (hey at least its gonna be tight lol)

    Amy Schumer - Marry ($#@! it shes rich)
    The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you figure out why.

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    Given all six choices to chose from, I choose suicide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AeonPax View Post
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    Given all six choices to chose from, I choose suicide.
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