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    F**k, kill or marry

    I had a thread going here a while back on this, it was kind of fun.

    Pick three people, celebrities, whoever is in the news.

    You have to assign one action to each of them, no duplications. Who would you $#@!, who would you kill and who would you marry?

    So I'll throw out two starters, for each gender or preference. Feel free to add your own list if you want.

    So, for the guys (or whoever): Kellyanne Conway, Rachel Maddow, Amy Schumer

    For the gals (or whoever): William Shattner (circa 1978), Milo Yiannopoulos (yeah, he's gay), Matthew McConaughey
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    ^ This chick is hot

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    So my wife said she'd kill Milo because she doesn't know who he is.

    Big debate on who she'd marry, being stuck with either of the two.

    So marry Shattner, $#@! Matthew.

    Can't blame her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    I had a thread going here a while back on this, it was kind of fun.

    Pick three people, celebrities, whoever is in the news.

    You have to assign one action to each of them, no duplications. Who would you $#@!, who would you kill and who would you marry?

    So I'll throw out two starters, for each gender or preference. Feel free to add your own list if you want.

    So, for the guys (or whoever): Kellyanne Conway, Rachel Maddow, Amy Schumer

    For the gals (or whoever): William Shattner (circa 1978), Milo Yiannopoulos (yeah, he's gay), Matthew McConaughey
    Really, for the women, of three you offer an 85-year-old, and a gay guy? Poor Matthew will be really busy.
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    Can an orgy in a darkened room be realized? Because I am told gay sex and hetero sex is okay and that I wouldn't be judged? I would still feel odd having a beard rubbed up against my face or a stinky hole being offered up though. Am I a bigot, homophobe or worse? This thread has confounded me so I defer to celibacy in my heavily guarded single-wide trailer somewhere in Appalachia. My livestock looks ever the more inviting as they have no peccadillo in regard to inter-species love.
    " I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Who View Post
    Really, for the women, of three you offer an 85-year-old, and a gay guy? Poor Matthew will be really busy.
    Shattner circa 78, he was in his prime back then.

    I picked him because we're watching old Star Trek episodes now and he was kind of a cult sex symbol. I never got it but the whipmistress said he was sexy.

    Milo is a pretty good looking guy IMO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Who View Post
    Really, for the women, of three you offer an 85-year-old, and a gay guy? Poor Matthew will be really busy.
    You can offer up your own too, it's an open thread in this sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    Can an orgy in a darkened room be realized? Because I am told gay sex and hetero sex is okay and that I wouldn't be judged? I would still feel odd having a beard rubbed up against my face or a stinky hole being offered up though. Am I a bigot, homophobe or worse? This thread has confounded me so I defer to celibacy in my heavily guarded single-wide trailer somewhere in Appalachia. My livestock looks ever the more inviting as they have no peccadillo in regard to inter-species love.
    So...what happened to their peccadillos?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    Can an orgy in a darkened room be realized? Because I am told gay sex and hetero sex is okay and that I wouldn't be judged? I would still feel odd having a beard rubbed up against my face or a stinky hole being offered up though. Am I a bigot, homophobe or worse? This thread has confounded me so I defer to celibacy in my heavily guarded single-wide trailer somewhere in Appalachia. My livestock looks ever the more inviting as they have no peccadillo in regard to inter-species love.
    I lived in a trailer in Appalachia for a couple years. Camper actually, a trailer would have been an upgrade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standing Wolf View Post
    So...what happened to their peccadillos?
    A candy?
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