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    Nevada County Crime Wave: Bizarro Edition March 2017

    some interesting police logs here lol

    3/9 Grass Valley 2 p.m
    — A pet store employee called police and reported a man of African descent walked out of the store with a snake in his pants. Officers responded and quickly discovered the stolen “snake” was in fact the man’s penis.

    FULL ARTICLE:
    https://www.ncscooper.com/nevada-county-crime-wave-bizarro-edition-march-2017/

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    I apologized.

    I was sunburned.
    my junk is ugly

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    I would not like being the officer that had to frisk the guy. Then apologize. Then congratulate him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    I would not like being the officer that had to frisk the guy. Then apologize. The congratulate him.
    Is that a stolen anaconda in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
    my junk is ugly

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