some interesting police logs here lol
3/9 Grass Valley 2 p.m — A pet store employee called police and reported a man of African descent walked out of the store with a snake in his pants. Officers responded and quickly discovered the stolen “snake” was in fact the man’s penis.
FULL ARTICLE: https://www.ncscooper.com/nevada-county-crime-wave-bizarro-edition-march-2017/