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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    Kisses never did any man or woman harm. I would kiss the hell out of you if it would make you happier. I might even cut your grass and make new stay off my lawn signs for you.
    In Arizona we don't generally have grass, we have rock.
    Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I digress....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    Kisses never did any man or woman harm. I would kiss the hell out of you if it would make you happier. I might even cut your grass and make new stay off my lawn signs for you.
    There is no God but Resister and Refugee is his messenger’.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyz View Post
    Man-O-man/woman could we tpF member have a party. We would all be loving each other slobbering our apologies and singing Polka songs.
    I've never sung polka, but I've danced polka. It appeals to my Polish side - my father was from Poland.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    Including waitresses?
    I must of missed em Took a nap on the golf course a time or 3.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Who View Post
    I've never sung polka, but I've danced polka. It appeals to my Polish side - my father was from Poland.
    Your nominated for dance instructor. Cletus is our bouncer.
    " I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ Jim View Post
    In Arizona we don't generally have grass, we have rock.
    Tell me about it. Gilbert, AZ representing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Who View Post
    I've never sung polka, but I've danced polka. It appeals to my Polish side - my father was from Poland.
    Chicken dance!
    my junk is ugly

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    I was in a bar one night out in San Diego and a big $#@! was running his mouth at a much smaller man sitting down a few stools, he finally walked down to the little dude and shoved his arm and said "you one of them $#@!s?" He kept it going a minute or two more then the smaller guy got up and that jerk never knew what hit him. He ended up under the shuffleboard 20 feet away. Turns out the little dude was a hand to hand combat instructor at MCRD (Marine Corp. Recruit Depot.
    Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I digress....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    Chicken dance!
    Sun City West.
    Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I digress....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZ Jim View Post
    I was in a bar one night out in San Diego and a big $#@! was running his mouth at a much smaller man sitting down a few stools, he finally walked down to the little dude and shoved his arm and said "you one of them $#@!s?" He kept it going a minute or two more then the smaller guy got up and that jerk never knew what hit him. He ended up under the shuffleboard 20 feet away. Turns out the little dude was a hand to hand combat instructor at MCRD (Marine Corp. Recruit Depot.
    Yep. Bars down there have those kind. I was driving my female relatives through there to see the San Diego zoo and we stopped at a bar & grill. Some drunk sailors started $#@! with the whole bar. I ushered my women to the car before they got to our table. Par for the course in military towns I guess.
    " I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)

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