Roflol...Originally Posted by Captain Obvious
@Doublejack - I've been making that country $#@! for the whipmistress. Just mixing smaller doses by the glass.
She's been drinking them. All weekend.
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Roflol...@Doublejack - I've been making that country $#@! for the whipmistress. Just mixing smaller doses by the glass.
She's been drinking them. All weekend.
At the end of the day...I am still glad that I am me. Tail and all.
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Actually the main reason I rarely drink to excess is alcohol in general makes me stupid. I know you're thinking it does that to everyone. Not like this it doesn't.
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NapRover (03-21-2017)
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So what you're saying is that when you are posting on tpF you are drunk eh.
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resister (03-21-2017)
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Like I said, it has different effects. Everyone handles things differently. Bourbon doesn't dull my intelligence, but my physical ability. Vodka actually makes me more introspective (not a good thing).
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Common sense along with my ability to distinguish subtle little things like right and wrong, or good and bad go straight out the window. I still think plenty clearly enough to get myself into lots of trouble though.
People who think a movie about plastic dolls is trying to turn their kids gay or trans are now officially known as
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Hal Jordan (03-21-2017)
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I don't have a problem with that. I do get the munchies, though.
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Crepitus (03-21-2017)
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Guinness.
Power always thinks it has a great soul, and vast views, beyond the comprehension of the weak. And that it is doing God service when it is violating all His laws.
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Natural ice, has more to do with my budget, I enjoy a good IPA occasionally.
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My favorite mixed with Diet Coke, yum!! Wish I still drank hard liquor, but stick to boxed wine these days.
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