What Irritates You?

[resister]

When my neighbors have visitors, who stand outside the house as they're leaving at 11:30 p.m., moving incrementally closer to their car, shouting back and forth for forty-five minutes.

If you aren't through talking, go back in the damned house and continue the conversation. Don't feel like you have to entertain the neighbors with your drunken, high-volume, half-witted attempts at humor.

We have the same problem, until Monday, thank GOD we are moving!

[Scrounger]

Henny? Is that you?

Actually I don't know who Henny is. Some years ago a friend introduced me to an older lady from his church. She misunderstood my name and said, "Benny Hinn, yeah I see you on tv every week."

But, back to the things that irritate me. My wife is abusive. At a medical check-up, the doctor asked me:

"Do you do dangerous sports?" I said, "Well, sometimes I talk back at my wife."

I found out that Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the Internet. In the end you just give up and go I Agree."

Actually, it's not like that, but thought you needed a break from the other complaining.

The thing that DOES irritate me are those people that are too lazy to put their empty shopping carts in the section marked for them in the store parking lot. I could really do with less dings on car.

[Hal Jordan]

Actually I don't know who Henny is. Some years ago a friend introduced me to an older lady from his church. She misunderstood my name and said, "Benny Hinn, yeah I see you on tv every week."

But, back to the things that irritate me. My wife is abusive. At a medical check-up, the doctor asked me:

"Do you do dangerous sports?" I said, "Well, sometimes I talk back at my wife."

I found out that Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the Internet. In the end you just give up and go I Agree."

Actually, it's not like that, but thought you needed a break from the other complaining.

The thing that DOES irritate me are those people that are too lazy to put their empty shopping carts in the section marked for them in the store parking lot. I could really do with less dings on car.

Do yourself a favor look up some Henny Youngman comedy bits.

Coming to you from the depths of inner space.

[resister]

Some days, people

[decedent]

Uggs and dwarf cats, which is weird because they seem to go together.

[Dr. Who]

People who chew gum loudly, generally with their mouths open and crack it. People who spit on the street. People who don't work and choose to bring their baby carriages and strollers with irritated screaming infants in them at rush hour on public transit. People who turn their undisciplined children loose in the supermarket to run wild and push grocery carts into my Achilles tendons. People who can see that there is a line up to get through the cash or bank teller and want to turn their interaction with the cashier or teller into an opportunity to chew the fat. Basically, people who have no regard for others.

[resister]

People who chew gum loudly, generally with their mouths open and crack it. People who spit on the street. People who don't work and choose to bring their baby carriages and strollers with irritated screaming infants in them at rush hour on public transit. People who turn their undisciplined children loose in the supermarket to run wild and push grocery carts into my Achilles tendons. People who can see that there is a line up to get through the cash or bank teller and want to turn their interaction with the cashier or teller into an opportunity to chew the fat. Basically, people who have no regard for others.

See post # 124!

[Tahuyaman]

What Irritates You?

I'm irritated by people who are irritated by everything.