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    Male or Female

    I stole this from another forum...

    MALE OR FEMALE?

    You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
    actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

    FREEZER BAGS:

    They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
    through them.

    PHOTOCOPIERS:

    These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
    them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right
    buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
    ones.

    TIRES:

    Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
    inflated

    HOT AIR BALLOONS:

    Al so a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to
    light a fire under them.

    SPONGES:

    These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

    WEB PAGES:

    Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently get
    hit on.

    TRAINS:

    Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
    picking up people.

    EGG TIMERS:

    Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the
    bottom.

    HAMMERS:

    Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all,
    and are occasionally handy to have around.

    THE REMOTE CONTROL:

    Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this:
    It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
    doesn't always know which buttons to push, he keeps on trying.

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