Well, I just bathed a cat for the first time in my life. She fled the sink before I could properly dry her, so she's wet as hell, under the bed, and probably won't see her again for a year. Youtube peeps made it look so simple. Either they, the cat, or both have to be stoned to make it look so easy.
And Holy Mother of God!!! That calico was po'd!!! We have to bathe her twice week with medicated shampoo until whenever. If I suddenly disappear from the board, you all know what happened