Come sit down beside me I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
And together I sat on the fence
Anon. Very anon.
Hello?
New Zealand?
This is Barrack.
Hello?
I said Barrack... BARRACK OBAMA!
HELLO?? What is the problem down there? ARE YOU DEAF? I SAID BARRACK OBAMA you moron.. as in PRESIDENT of the United States of America.
What do you mean you cannot pay for this call? IM PAYING FOR IT.
WHAT? You don't accept American Dollars? What kind of FD up country is this New Zealand?
Click.
HELLO, operator, this is Barrack Obama and I just got disconnected.
BARRACK OBAMA... NO,.. not from the Maori Lobby.. PRESIDENT OF USA for christ/allahs sake..
HELLO""?? JESUS MUHAMMAD, these damn New Zealanders are some piece of work.
Get me CIA station Alpha 66 in Wellington, and patch me through. WHAT? You need AUTHORIZATION??? ITS THE PRESIDENT DAMMIT, dont you recognize my voice...]
HELLO"??? Oh @$%^ it. Hey Michelle, lets just go to Hawaii instead. Want to see the new house anyway okay?
Captain Obvious (11-04-2012)
See what happens when you have lousy broadband?
Obama named technology as a "bridge" to "empower citizens and build a more participatory democracy" and highlighted that on his first day in office in 2009 he appointed a federal chief technology officer.
He wrote that his administration was expanding broadband networks
Come sit down beside me I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
And together I sat on the fence
Anon. Very anon.