Translation for the loathing impaired:Originally Posted by Awryly
"It really sucks where I'm at right now and I can't do anything about it"
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Translation for the loathing impaired:
"It really sucks where I'm at right now and I can't do anything about it"
my junk is ugly
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I am sure your many followers will be thrilled.
Come sit down beside me I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
And together I sat on the fence
Anon. Very anon.
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You have a really interesting interpretation there.
Does "12000 merciful miles" mean nothing to you?
Come sit down beside me I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
And together I sat on the fence
Anon. Very anon
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Translation for the loathing impaired:
"The jig is up, time to go on the defensive"
my junk is ugly
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I am afraid your lack of "friends" has you confusing that term with "followers."
I am sorry everyone around you hates you and avoids you like the plague.
Maybe if you weren't such a dickass you wouldn't be so despised.
"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people’s liberty teeth and keystone under independence."
— George Washington
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it."
— Mark Twain
"You want to get rid of drug crime in this country? Fine, let's just get rid of all the drug laws."
— Ron Paul
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Hello?
New Zealand?
This is Barrack.
Hello?
I said Barrack... BARRACK OBAMA!
HELLO?? What is the problem down there? ARE YOU DEAF? I SAID BARRACK OBAMA you moron.. as in PRESIDENT of the United States of America.
What do you mean you cannot pay for this call? IM PAYING FOR IT.
WHAT? You don't accept American Dollars? What kind of FD up country is this New Zealand?
Click.
HELLO, operator, this is Barrack Obama and I just got disconnected.
BARRACK OBAMA... NO,.. not from the Maori Lobby.. PRESIDENT OF USA for christ/allahs sake..
HELLO""?? JESUS MUHAMMAD, these damn New Zealanders are some piece of work.
Get me CIA station Alpha 66 in Wellington, and patch me through. WHAT? You need AUTHORIZATION??? ITS THE PRESIDENT DAMMIT, dont you recognize my voice...]
HELLO"??? Oh @$%^ it. Hey Michelle, lets just go to Hawaii instead. Want to see the new house anyway okay?
"If somebody's dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they're gonna have to take what they get" - Clint Eastwood
Captain Obvious (11-04-2012)
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Brilliant!
my junk is ugly
Senior Member
Huh?
Come sit down beside me I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
And together I sat on the fence
Anon. Very anon
Senior Member
I know it might sound a bit obvious.
But shouldn't you be avoiding me?
Um. Yes?
Come sit down beside me I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
And together I sat on the fence
Anon. Very anon
Senior Member
See what happens when you have lousy broadband?
Obama named technology as a "bridge" to "empower citizens and build a more participatory democracy" and highlighted that on his first day in office in 2009 he appointed a federal chief technology officer.
He wrote that his administration was expanding broadband networks
Come sit down beside me I said to myself
And although it doesn't make sense
I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
And together I sat on the fence
Anon. Very anon
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