I have had trouble pooping for the last 2 days. It hurts a lot and I just can't bring myself to balls up and force it out.
What do?
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I have had trouble pooping for the last 2 days. It hurts a lot and I just can't bring myself to balls up and force it out.
What do?
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Stool softener? Activia? Enema? Maybe you could consult Jamie Lee Curtis?
Sorry--but I do not accept the idea that being intolerant of intolerance is THE SAME THING as being intolerant of anything else.
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A) Powered psyllium husks from your local health food store.
B) Sugar free chocolates. (NOT to be confused with sugarless chocolates.)
"B" is much faster acting.
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It's known that drinking a lot of beer helps you to solve constipation problems, which is a safer and easier remedy than taking laxatives.
Last edited by ThirdTerm; 11-04-2012 at 02:21 AM.
KC (11-16-2012)
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If the election goes wrong, your problem will be solved, because you'll just **** yourself.Originally Posted by GrassrootsConservative
Seriously, you may find it beneficial to add a lot of fresh fruit to your diet (not bananas though, they're binding). Peaches, plums, cantaloupe and berries of any kind. Lots.
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Larry Dickman (11-04-2012)
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Sounds like you may be dehydrated...
... drink some coconut juice...
... or grape, or prune juice...
... see a doctor if the problem doesn't resolve itself by tomorrow...
... you could develop toxic mega-colon.
Last edited by waltky; 11-04-2012 at 07:16 AM.
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Captain Obvious (11-04-2012),Larry Dickman (11-04-2012)
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GARY!!!!!
Well, I was born in the sign of water,
And it's there that I feel my best,
The albatross and the whales they are my brothers.
~Excerpt from Cool Change, Little River Band~
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Didn't he fight Godzilla in 1964?
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The old tried and true fecal abortion. Illegal in most states, but if no one sees it, it never happened.
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