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    Poop problems.

    I have had trouble pooping for the last 2 days. It hurts a lot and I just can't bring myself to balls up and force it out.

    What do?

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    Stool softener? Activia? Enema? Maybe you could consult Jamie Lee Curtis?
    Sorry--but I do not accept the idea that being intolerant of intolerance is THE SAME THING as being intolerant of anything else.

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    A) Powered psyllium husks from your local health food store.
    B) Sugar free chocolates. (NOT to be confused with sugarless chocolates.)

    "B" is much faster acting.

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    It's known that drinking a lot of beer helps you to solve constipation problems, which is a safer and easier remedy than taking laxatives.
    Last edited by ThirdTerm; 11-04-2012 at 03:21 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrassrootsConservative View Post
    I have had trouble pooping for the last 2 days. It hurts a lot and I just can't bring myself to balls up and force it out.

    What do?
    If the election goes wrong, your problem will be solved, because you'll just **** yourself.


    Seriously, you may find it beneficial to add a lot of fresh fruit to your diet (not bananas though, they're binding). Peaches, plums, cantaloupe and berries of any kind. Lots.

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    Sounds like you may be dehydrated...

    ... drink some coconut juice...

    ... or grape, or prune juice...

    ... see a doctor if the problem doesn't resolve itself by tomorrow...

    ... you could develop toxic mega-colon.
    Last edited by waltky; 11-04-2012 at 08:16 AM.

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    Coathanger.
    The best way out is always through.
    Robert Frost

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    Quote Originally Posted by garyo View Post
    Coathanger.
    GARY!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by waltky View Post

    ... you could develop toxic mega-colon.
    Didn't he fight Godzilla in 1964?

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    Quote Originally Posted by garyo View Post
    Coathanger.
    The old tried and true fecal abortion. Illegal in most states, but if no one sees it, it never happened.

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