"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."
~P. J. O'Rourke
Or his latest book: Don't Vote It Just Encourages the $#@!s.
"And in their defense, there are two reasons why coming up with an alternative has proven to be difficult," Obama said. "First, it's because the Affordable Care Act pretty much was their plan before I adopted it!"
~ Barack Hussein Obama - The 44th President of The United States