How to eat American cheese

[Hal Jordan]

Lol, I was joking about the microwaves, just as I was joking about God giving us microwaves (I think that's called irony). I don't cook, and while I know you can warm soup in a microwave, I don't even know if you can cook a steak in a microwave. My mum never cooks anything in our microwave, she just uses it to warm stuff that has gone cold.

You "can".

Can and should are different. If you want it the worst you can get it, that's how to do it. However, if you are going to do it that way, do me a favor and just don't get the meat. Same goes for cooking it well done, but at least that can be forgiven, under special circumstances.

[Captain Obvious]

American cheese is cheddar basically, fwiw