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  1. 06-25-2017, 09:46 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo-4 View Post
    He fell on it my ass

    Those statistics are dazzling ..

    But this is satire .. LoL

    Cincinnati, Ohio | A 31-year old woman was admitted to the University of Cincinnati Medical Center yesterday after the 14-month old toddler she was babysitting got stuck in her vaginal cavity.

    DEATH ROW INMATE EATS AN ENTIRE BIBLE AS HIS LAST MEAL

    TORNADO CARRIES MOBILE HOME 130 MILES, FAMILY INSIDE UNHARMED

    BOSTON: MEMBERS OF MIDGET CRIME GANG SUSPECTED OF 55 BREAK-INS



    http://worldnewsdailyreport.com
    Oh, so this is no more factual than all the other junk he posts every morning then.
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  2. 06-25-2017, 10:10 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crepitus View Post
    Oh, so this is no more factual than all the other junk he posts every morning then.
    Nope - perhaps it will become his go-to site instead of DailyCaller and TownHall?

    I'd prefer that!

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  4. 06-25-2017, 10:10 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Common View Post
    I feel really bad for the squirrel it dies a horrible death because of a freak
    Sucker!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Common View Post
    uhh you dont fall on a squirrel and it climbs up your ass, you either coax it or stuff it.
    Smear peanut butter up there? Yeah he "fell" on it lol !
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    Why did I open this thread????
    “Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured…but not everyone must prove they are a citizen. And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens.”



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  9. 06-25-2017, 11:23 AM #16
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    Why Trump's wall won't work

    Somebody send this story to Donald .. and Fox News.

    They'll probably buy right in!

    FORMER AGENT CLAIMS CIA USED FLYING SAUCERS TO SMUGGLE DRUGS IN THE U.S

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    According to data collected by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Mr. Frankfurt is the first American to get a squirrel stuck in his rear end since 2007.
    I understand that it's a spoof, but what is a bit scary is that somewhere in the federal government there is probably an office that keeps track of those sorts of statistics for real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KathyS View Post
    Why did I open this thread????
    .............slow Sunday.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standing Wolf View Post
    I understand that it's a spoof, but what is a bit scary is that somewhere in the federal government there is probably an office that keeps track of those sorts of statistics for real.
    The DFRO?

    Department of Foreign Rectal Objects
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo-4 View Post
    The DFRO?

    Department of Foreign Rectal Objects
    They are looking for a few good men, are you up for it?
    ‘There is no God but Resister and Refugee is his messenger’.

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