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    I don't watch Fox News. I have more respect for my penis.

    But its post-election gnashings and frothings have been somewhat entertaining.

    Despite staring defeat in the face, Hannity and co have somehow claimed a victory.

    Saying that the Pugs would somehow have succeeded had it not been for the candidate they elected.

    They would say the same things if they were hit by an asteroid.
    Come sit down beside me I said to myself
    And although it doesn't make sense
    I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
    And together I sat on the fence


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    Grassgrub has yet to catch up with being ignored.
    Come sit down beside me I said to myself
    And although it doesn't make sense
    I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
    And together I sat on the fence


    Anon. Very anon.

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    The main thing I notice on Fox News is that they're in "the sky is falling" mode. If I keep the news on in the background, it's on Fox because I usually don't have to listen to commercials to try to make me feel guilty for not donating to some children's fund and it isn't telling me about expensive hospices for people in late stage cancer, although I do get to hear about "Super Beta Prostate" a lot, but I can handle that. Unfortunately if I want to watch left-tilting news on a Friday evening or the weekend, I'm out of luck because MSNBC shows Lockup at those times, as if anyone would be interested in that, but whatever.

    Rant over.
    Sorry--but I do not accept the idea that being intolerant of intolerance is THE SAME THING as being intolerant of anything else.

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    I don't watch Fox News. I have more respect for my penis.
    Is that what you watch TV with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    Is that what you watch TV with?
    When one watches a toilet bowl flush, one has no need of an opposing thumb.
    Come sit down beside me I said to myself
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    Anon. Very anon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Awryly View Post
    When one watches a toilet bowl flush, one has no need of an opposing thumb.
    Non sequitar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    Non sequitar.

    In the land that first abolished slavery we refer to a non sequitur .


    a deliberate one in my post .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carygrant View Post
    In the land that first abolished slavery we refer to a non sequitur .


    a deliberate one in my post .
    I see the English language there in your post but it makes not a lick of sense.

    In the land that first abolished slavery we refer to a non sequitur .
    Incomplete sentence implies incomplete thought.

    a deliberate one in my post .
    Another incomplete sentence. Too vague, one what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carygrant View Post
    In the land that first abolished slavery we refer to a non sequitur .


    a deliberate one in my post .
    Yanks usually drop their "u"s (please, no sheep jokes). It is uncommon to see them replacing them with random other vowels.

    To be correct in any possible American sense, Chris should have typed "non seqitr".
    Come sit down beside me I said to myself
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    I held my own hand as a small sign of trust
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