@Conley-- problem solved.
FYI, cows love our winters. Seriously, think about it. In Wisconsin, it is unreasonably cold in the winter. We have better things to do than go cow tipping in below freezing.
Cali, on the other hand, has good weather for tipping year round. The cows know this. Well known fact in cow psychology. Didn't you take cow psych 101 at UC Berkeley?