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Thread: Voice sesame street elmo denies had gay sex with minor

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    No tasteless Elmo jokes.

    I'm both stunned and disappointed.

    my junk is ugly

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    In my opinion, if you don't act on it then you are not a pedophile. A person who fantasizes jumping out of an airplane isn't a skydiver until he jumps.

    Years ago, I confided in a friend of mine who was a therapist that the idea of going to a bar, picking up some woman, going into the parking lot and screwing her on the trunk of a car was so unappealing I didn't think I could do it. A few eays later my friend called and said, "I've worked out a plan that is guaranteed to make you perform like a demon on the trunk of a car. The only problem is that it will cost you $5,000." I blurted out, "Hell, I don't want to do it that much."

    My friend said, "That's the point, Pat. If you wanted to do it you could do it. You can't do it because you don't want to do it." I'll admit I've had occasional impure thoughts watching Olympic gymnasts, female, but I don't think that makes me a pedophile. If I did a Roman Polanski, then I'd be a pedophile. Of course, I'd also have Woody Allen and Whoopie Goldberg standing up for me. You know, there's rape and then there's rape-rape. When I took my law classes I missed that one.

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    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
    Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
    The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee.
    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
    At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
    The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .
    'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'
    'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.'
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    http://hotair.com/archives/2012/11/2...tion-surfaces/

    one more accuser crops up...and two in the wings.

    he had to resign. See that. They weren't gonna fire him. That is our new standards.

    Look at Rice, Jackson Jr. and other dem pols making up lies, distortions and exuses for jackson Jr. resigning from congress. he's a $#@! CROOK and crazy to boot. But they saying he had ambition issues. cheese and crackers.

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    Everyone knew Elmo was gay....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calypso Jones View Post
    http://hotair.com/archives/2012/11/2...tion-surfaces/

    one more accuser crops up...and two in the wings.

    he had to resign. See that. They weren't gonna fire him. That is our new standards.

    Look at Rice, Jackson Jr. and other dem pols making up lies, distortions and exuses for jackson Jr. resigning from congress. he's a $#@! CROOK and crazy to boot. But they saying he had ambition issues. cheese and crackers.

    ...if they are on their side, it's ok, which is why they keep bringing up catholic priests because they aren't on their side...elmo guy good, sandusky bad...get it?...


    Kabuki Joe

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