I need a sponsor for the new forum .

[Carygrant]

I gather that a new Forum is proposed for the intellectually weaker people and is to be headed by Trinnity .
Apparently good manners , politeness and erudite humour are prescribed as mandatory .
Excellent .
That means you won't find many of those extremist Republican turkeys there who gibble gobble around here .
By the same token , any who get there will have nothing to say once rudeness , expletives and name calling are removed . They will be as a bunch of silent and senseless clones .
I should be ideal for teaching them the alphabet of life and just need a sponsor for membership .
Somehow , I feel as though I was born for this moment in Special Needs teaching .

[Cigar]

I think they would like to be alone ...

... with the lights off, curtains drawn, the smell of Vaseline and slapping noises.

[Chris]

That baseline might come in handy for you two's little circle jerk.

[Cigar]

That baseline might come in handy for you two's little circle jerk.

No thanks ... I'm happily Married ... to a Woman ... not Virtual either.

[bladimz]

I gather that a new Forum is proposed for the intellectually weaker people and is to be headed by Trinnity .
Apparently good manners , politeness and erudite humour are prescribed as mandatory .
Excellent .
That means you won't find many of those extremist Republican turkeys there who gibble gobble around here .
By the same token , any who get there will have nothing to say once rudeness , expletives and name calling are removed . They will be as a bunch of silent and senseless clones .
I should be ideal for teaching them the alphabet of life and just need a sponsor for membership .
Somehow , I feel as though I was born for this moment in Special Needs teaching .

Are you sure you want to stick your head in that noose. They're just waiting for you there.

[GrassrootsConservative]

not Virtual either.

Denial now.
The first step to fixing things is admitting you have a problem.

[Cigar]

Denial now.
The first step to fixing things is admitting you have a problem.

I don't have problems, I make problems for others ... free of charge.

[Carygrant]

I think they are just fully realising that there is no way of ever lessening my impact -- other than a direct ban . Which at worst would be a two day deterrent until I decided on my next port of call .
The opposition is non existent once you remove name calling and the senseless stream of smart arse comments -- which I can manage ad infinitum and do many times better than they could ever manage collectively .
Against that is whether they are frankly worth my time and extra effort . They tend to be very boring chumps and despite appearances to the contrary , there is only so much time I wish to put on one side for fifth rate titillation .
The chumps have never realised that I can find no evidence that this a Political Forum . I liken it to a Humour Forum where unwitting stand up comedians make fools of themselves -- essentially through complete lack of talent . I even can include myself in this assessment if it pleases others .
That's how immune I am to anything they can say or do . I simply expect untutored kids to behave exactly as the label promises . And they do .

[Mister D]

Cary, your putdowns and your prose are awful. They will still be awful in your "next port of call". CYA!

[Carygrant]

Cary, your putdowns and your prose are awful. They will still be awful in your "next port of call". CYA!

It didn't take you long to underwrite everything I referred to . I had it as race between the three stooges -- you , Coolwater and crassrootsconservatory .
Priceless stand up , our Mister D
Too predictable for my taste . Do you remember when you happily gabbled about my man boobs for several weeks ?
What laughs -- see Charles Dickens.