If I were a horse, I would be Secretariat.
If I were a car, I would be a Bentley.
et cetera
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If I were a horse, I would be Secretariat.
If I were a car, I would be a Bentley.
et cetera
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High maintenance and overpriced?
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If I were a dog, I would be a tired old cur laying on the porch, at this point!
‘There is no God but Resister and Refugee is his messenger’.
Book of Democrat Things, Chapter 1:1
KathyS (09-17-2017)
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If I were an ass, I'd be a democrat.
"An army, great in space, may offer opposition in a brief span of time.
One man, brief in space, must spread his opposition
across a period of many years if he is
to have a chance of succeeding"
~RZ67~
Chris (09-15-2017),KathyS (09-17-2017),MisterVeritis (09-15-2017),resister (09-15-2017)
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If I were a man, I would be Adonis.
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OMG you owe me a key board!!!!!!Originally Posted by Kalkin
“Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured…but not everyone must prove they are a citizen. And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens.”
Jim Hays
Kalkin (09-17-2017)
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If I were a horse, I'd be Rotenza- a famous Arabian cow horse mare.
If I were a vehicle, I'd be a cross between a '68 GTO and a monster truck.
And if I were a dog, I'd be a Mastiff/Boxer mix.
“Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured…but not everyone must prove they are a citizen. And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens.”
Jim Hays
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If I were a Kathy, I would be KathyS.
KathyS (09-17-2017)
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Lol!
Love your avatar, btw
“Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured…but not everyone must prove they are a citizen. And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens.”
Jim Hays
Senior Member
If I were a horse I would like to be a wild one in Arizona where humans had no effect upon me or my herd.
If I was a car i would like to be a 1970 Nova with a good owner and a will defining whom would take care of me forever.
If I was a Con that voted for Trump I would hope that I had enough ammo, TP and Vodka to survive the onslaught.
" I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)
Art thou every retard among us related to thine uncle or mistress by way of moral or illegitimate rendezvous? Thus, we are one side of the other's coin by luck or pluck. - Jimmyz
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