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    Firefighters Spend 3 Hours Removing Weight From Gym Goer's 'Sensitive Part'

    This mishap may give new meaning to the weightlifting clean and jerk.

    A man working out in a German gym got a “very sensitive part” of his body stuck inside a 5.5-pound weight plate on Friday, according to officials.

    Firefighters spent three hours using a grinder and a vibrating saw to free what was widely reported to have been the man’s penis from the center of the disc.


    http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/w...b087fdf507bdca

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    Ive heard of men putting things in strange places but a cold steel dumbell ? ugh
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    A real man could have busted the thing just from the strength of his erection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perianne View Post
    A real man could have busted the thing just from the strength of his erection.
    Or so he thought!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perianne View Post
    A real man could have busted the thing just from the strength of his erection.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Who View Post
    Or so he thought!
    a real man wouldn't $#@! a barbell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perianne View Post
    A real man could have busted the thing just from the strength of his erection.
    looolol
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    Quote Originally Posted by del View Post
    a real man wouldn't $#@! a barbell
    I think he was trying to be the barbell...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Who View Post
    I think he was trying to be the barbell...
    it's easier to be the ball


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    Does not compute. Get the erection in. Do your work. Erection subsides and you perv-off to the garage for a second round with your automobile.

    I think Viagra might have had a hand in keeping this guy engorged and stuck in the barbell.
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    He probably enjoyed the vibration of the grinder.
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