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    Got pulled over tonight.

    About 30 minutes ago, I was at a red light and a cop makes a left turn, I see him make a 3 point turn in my ample mirror, Sure enough red and blue, I make sure my hands are ver visible and no sudden moves.

    He takes my name and DOB and warns me for for a rear light, I have a 1300 lumen front light that is often mistaken for a motorcycle.

    Then he asks the magic question "have anything on you that you not supposed to, I answer truthfully "no".

    He let me go, but I was likely over the limit, I am good at holding my beer.

    My eyes were shiny bright and I could easily pass a field test.

    I know it is not a great idea to drive buzzed, but I am a very capable cyclist who obeys the rules of the road, I was 4 blocks from the house.

    Thus is the extent of my lawbreaking, these days.

    Guess I need me a red tail light, even though my front light, lights up street signs, 3 NFL fields away!

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    Disgraceful behaviour. I sentence you to attend the next National Democratic Conference and a half hour rant on why Trump is a Nazi, racist, fascist bigot. If you ever come before me again, it’s 24 hours in the forum Hole Correctional Facility.








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    Quote Originally Posted by Refugee View Post
    Disgraceful behaviour. I sentence you to attend the next National Democratic Conference and a half hour rant on why Trump is a Nazi, racist, fascist bigot. If you ever come before me again, it’s 24 hours in the forum Hole Correctional Facility.
    I swear off the beer forever!
    There is no God but Resister and Refugee is his messenger’.

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    Quote Originally Posted by resister View Post
    About 30 minutes ago, I was at a red light and a cop makes a left turn, I see him make a 3 point turn in my ample mirror, Sure enough red and blue, I make sure my hands are ver visible and no sudden moves.

    He takes my name and DOB and warns me for for a rear light, I have a 1300 lumen front light that is often mistaken for a motorcycle.

    Then he asks the magic question "have anything on you that you not supposed to, I answer truthfully "no".

    He let me go, but I was likely over the limit, I am good at holding my beer.

    My eyes were shiny bright and I could easily pass a field test.

    I know it is not a great idea to drive buzzed, but I am a very capable cyclist who obeys the rules of the road, I was 4 blocks from the house.

    Thus is the extent of my lawbreaking, these days.

    Guess I need me a red tail light, even though my front light, lights up street signs, 3 NFL fields away!

    APD, if you are reading this, it is fiction
    Dude. That's not OK. Period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donttread View Post
    Dude. That's not OK. Period.
    I am piloting a 60 pound bike at 10 mph on backroads with a 1300 lumen light. Been doing it for years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by resister View Post
    I am piloting a 60 pound bike at 10 mph on backroads with a 1300 lumen light. Been doing it for years.
    Been a cyclist my entire life, even half drunk, I drive better than the distracted soccer mom on a cell phone piloting a 2 ton vehichle.


    I am 36 yo and never had an incident, never had a license and I witness jackassery, every damn day!
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    Don't drink and pedal, man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    Don't drink and pedal, man!
    I'm such a criminal! Combine it with that no fishing licenses, I am Arcadias public enemy, #1!.

    I see drunk idiots on cell phones piloting big diesel trucks! Forgive me if I don't care!
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