Is Thor Too Sexy?

[IMPress Polly]

Some of the guys around here have voiced concerns about Wonder Woman's hotness. I can't help but wonder if they would voice those same concerns about a more or less analogous male superhero character. In the interest of having a bit of fun today, let's find out!

Much like how last year Marvel Studios released Captain America: Civil War shortly after the thematically-almost-identical Batman v. Superman by their rival, DC Films, similarly this year they are, with comparably impeccable timing that screams "marketing strategy" at the top of its lungs, releasing their second Thor movie, Thor: Ragnarok, on November 3rd, in the afterglow of rival DC Films' Wonder Woman movie. Both characters are gods whose origin stories are based on revisionist versions of European mythologies. You can sense certain definite aesthetic similarities there (beyond just genre) between these two franchises, even if the actual themes may differ.

Anyway, Thor, being a god, is often regarded, and narratively treated, as the most deliberately attractive character in the Marvel "universe". And so I posit this question to you: is Thor corrupting the youth? Is he just too hot?

[Green Arrow]

Too hot? Nah...he's just right.



(By the way, this is Thor's third movie, and Marvel had already planned it and Cap 3's content and release date before DC even knew they were doing BvS or WW)

[Private Pickle]

Some of the guys around here have voiced concerns about Wonder Woman's hotness. I can't help but wonder if they would voice those same concerns about a more or less analogous male superhero character. In the interest of having a bit of fun today, let's find out!

Much like how last year Marvel Studios released Captain America: Civil War shortly after the thematically-almost-identical Batman v. Superman by their rival, DC Films, similarly this year they are, with comparably impeccable timing that screams "marketing strategy" at the top of its lungs, releasing their second Thor movie, Thor: Ragnarok, on November 3rd, in the afterglow of rival DC Films' Wonder Woman movie. Both characters are gods whose origin stories are based on revisionist versions of European mythologies. You can sense certain definite aesthetic similarities there (beyond just genre) between these two franchises, even if the actual themes may differ.

Anyway, Thor, being a god, is often regarded, and narratively treated, as the most deliberately attractive character in the Marvel "universe". And so I posit this question to you: is Thor corrupting the youth? Is he just too hot?

No matter how much you want me to be gay or bisexual I'm not. I mean I didn't chose to be heterosexual. So unfortunately for your thread I simply can't answer your incredibly silly question.

[nathanbforrest45]

I want to see Thor wearing a pink outfit with kicky little shoes and a marvelous purse studded with rhinestones.

[Chris]

What guys complained about WW's hotness?

[Standing Wolf]

In the interest of having a bit of fun today...

No matter how much you want me to be gay or bisexual I'm not. I mean I didn't chose to be heterosexual. So unfortunately for your thread I simply can't answer your incredibly silly question.

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[nathanbforrest45]

What guys complained about WW's hotness?

About to ask the same question. It wasn't her hotness that was an issue, it was who she was setting hot for.

[nathanbforrest45]

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[Cthulhu]

Too hot? Nah...he's just right.



(By the way, this is Thor's third movie, and Marvel had already planned it and Cap 3's content and release date before DC even knew they were doing BvS or WW)

Captain America is getting a 3rd movie? Hell yeah...

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[Private Pickle]

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It's so fun to rate how hot guys are huh? Enjoy your sausage worship!