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    How do you wipe your ass?

    Toilet paper folder? Crumbler? Hybrid or other? What's toilet paper?

    I keep a pack of baby wipes on the toilet and in my office. Use them all the time, like to keep a clean undercarriage.

    I also after pinching one off go back a half hour or so later for a second pass thru, after things calm down from the initial.

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    tmi
    Edmund Burke: "In vain you tell me that Artificial Government is good, but that I fall out only with the Abuse. The Thing! the Thing itself is the Abuse!"

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    I slide down a velvet banister.

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    I'll take that as a "I skip this step"

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    Um..... The traditional way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abby08 View Post
    Um..... The traditional way?
    On old rag tied to a stick and a bucket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    Toilet paper folder? Crumbler? Hybrid or other? What's toilet paper?

    I keep a pack of baby wipes on the toilet and in my office. Use them all the time, like to keep a clean undercarriage.

    I also after pinching one off go back a half hour or so later for a second pass thru, after things calm down from the initial.
    Why do you want to know?
    I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crepitus View Post
    Why do you want to know?
    The better question is - why do you want to tell us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    Toilet paper folder? Crumbler? Hybrid or other? What's toilet paper?

    I keep a pack of baby wipes on the toilet and in my office. Use them all the time, like to keep a clean undercarriage.

    I also after pinching one off go back a half hour or so later for a second pass thru, after things calm down from the initial.
    Wait! You're supposed to wipe your ass???
    I find your lack of faith...disturbing...

    -Darth Vader

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    Quote Originally Posted by Private Pickle View Post
    Wait! You're supposed to wipe your ass???
    Thats what I expected the guy from Kansas to say


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