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    Darwin Award Runners-up

    BISMARCK, N.D. — Police in North Dakota have arrested a man for possession of drugs after first spotting him attempting to light a cigarette with the nozzle of a gas pump.
    The Bismarck Tribune reports that 29-year-old Skyler Whitebull, of Cannon Ball, was spotted by Bismarck police driving by the gas station. Authorities say Whitebull refused to put the nozzle back and took a "fighting stance" when an officer tried to stop him.
    http://bismarcktribune.com/news/loca...357ceeb28.html

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    Fittingly from a town named "Cannon Ball" lol

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    Lol, brilliant guy right there.

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    I always assumed people like this were from Florida.

    An Iowa man led police on a chase early Thursday morning, telling troopers that he wanted to be chased because “it was on his bucket list," KCCI-TV reported.
    Frederick Ray Jones, a 46-year-old Des Moines man, led police on a chase down Interstate 80 for 10 to 15 minutes into Des Moines. After police performed a PIT maneuver, that's when he gave police the astonishing reason for evading police.
    “In my 28 years, I’ve never heard that excuse,” Sgt. Scott Bright told KCCI.
    Police initiated the chase as the car's registration had expired.
    http://www.nbc26.com/news/national/i...cket-list-wish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    Fittingly from a town named "Cannon Ball" lol
    AND a guy named after a bull!!
    Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I digress....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredy View Post
    I always assumed people like this were from Florida.



    http://www.nbc26.com/news/national/i...cket-list-wish
    They are probably immigrants from Florida.
    People who think a movie about plastic dolls is trying to turn their kids gay or trans are now officially known as

    Barbie Q’s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crepitus View Post
    They are probably immigrants from Florida.
    Fruit pickers?
    There is no God but Resister and Refugee is his messenger’.

    Book of Democrat Things, Chapter 1:1






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    Quote Originally Posted by resister View Post
    Fruit pickers?
    Not what I was thinking, no.
    People who think a movie about plastic dolls is trying to turn their kids gay or trans are now officially known as

    Barbie Q’s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crepitus View Post
    Not what I was thinking, no.
    Well good for you!
    There is no God but Resister and Refugee is his messenger’.

    Book of Democrat Things, Chapter 1:1






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