1. Thou shalt look cute. -
Not a problem
2. Thou shalt turn that frown upside down, especially when unhappy. -
I can do that
3. Thou shalt dream small or not at all. -
Ummmmm
4. Thou shalt keep thine achievements to thyself. -
alright...I generally don't boast about how great I am
5. Shouldst the shame of thine achievements become known, ye shalt attribute them to others and/or luck. -
Okie dokie,
I'm a team player
6. Thou shalt not defend thyself from attack, but calleth upon a man instead. -
good idea, I mean I might break a nail
7. Thou shalt keep thine abuse to thyself. -
Oh hell no....
8. Shouldst the shame of thine abuse become known, thou shalt blame thyself. -
riiiiight
9. Thou shalt never accept a compliment, for thy self-esteem mattereth not. -
meh - I don't need no stink'in compliments
10. Thou shalt dress as uncomfortably as possible, for it buildeth character. -
I already do. It's called a bra.....
11. Thou shalt weigh thyself at least twelve times a day and perform routine mirror checks. -
yeah....that's not happening.
12. Thou shalt calleth upon thy partner to help in vain and wind up performing all regular household labor thyself. -
Not a problem since I do this anyhow
13. Thou shalt not enjoy sex, but pretendeth to. -
This is new?
14. Thou shalt not say "abortion", "child support", or "feminist". -
and thou shalt not get sex!
15. Thou shalt not be a lesbian except for porn. -
uh....no (not that there's anything wrong with that)
16. Thou shalt gripeth not about any of this, lest ye be branded a nag and shunned. -
Thou shalt not get sex!
How did I do with this, @
Dr. Who, @
Chloe, @
Trish, @
AeonPax, @
silvereyes, @
Perianne?